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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 9 minutes ago

Conspire With the Machine sounds hella lame.

[–] engywook@programming.dev 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Funksylvania@piefed.social 2 points 56 minutes ago

Already too clever.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 minutes ago

Sounds like a vague concept of a band idea, but not an actual plan yet. Maybe they should just call themselves Sybian.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

globalists

This person is so close.

Billionaires. They hates billionaires, and what they’re doing to the planet. He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.

Maybe they will if they starts writing lyrics and one song ends up eerily close to RATM.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

Killing In the Name Of (Trump)

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 hour ago

I’m laughing at the way this guy seems to think he’s come up with an original idea. There are hundreds of conservative, neofascist punk bands out there. And normal people have never heard of them because they all sound like fucking shit.

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago

Fuck that guy. I hope he spends the rest of his clueless days in syphilitic rot.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 106 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

Wrong Island, you wanted pepstein Island owned by the original Pepsi recipe creator Geoff Pepstein

Well thought out!

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 77 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"cooperate with the machine"

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago

Step aside butthole surfers, here come the butthole sniffers!

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Put Your Dick In The Machine"

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 20 points 2 hours ago

"Balls in the Vise" is a pretty good band name!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 73 points 3 hours ago

"Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me"
"We're the delegates of Trump"
"Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses"
"It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It's kinda, you know, late"

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”

I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It would just be gibberish and something about purple hair.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And children using litter boxes

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 minutes ago

All emotion

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 36 points 3 hours ago

"Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me"

"Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

They have a machine their raging against, Social Justice and respecting minorities.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 hours ago

Tread on me harder, daddy.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

Tell me you missed the entire point of RATM without telling me you missed the entire point of RATM.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

.......so, they "get" what RATM is doing, but they said "Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original."

Why not do your own thing? I'm not saying I agree with the right, or conservatives, but at least do your own things.

[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Same reason the biggest conservative acts are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

"Ah! The giants!"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago

they said “Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original.”

"Also, if anyone could help with the part where the music sounds good, that would be a huge help"

Why not do your own thing?

Because they're trying to run a business not to create art

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 hours ago

Why not do your own thing?

Conservatives are incapable of doing anything original or constructive

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

"Fuck you not gonna respect black people"

"i hate what globalists did to this country that's why i voted for donald trump!"

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

rage type songs

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm always gonna work on Maggie's farm, always.

I try my best to be just like them, even if everybody say to be who I am. So I just sing while I slave and I cant' get bored.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago

Rage with the Machine?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Rage Against the Rage Against the Machine

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Fudge you, I will do what you tell me!