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[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I writr books :D

means ill be super poor 'caus I dont know how to write :)

thankfully I won't be harrassed by a hivemind into joining them like the protagonist :)

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I guess I am an attractive lady AI bot that doesn't really have a profession, but is eager to people watch. I think she drew a drawing once a day. She also killed two human guys.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I slay titans but also I am one.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

I'm watching Die-Hard right now, so unfortunately I would be a cop. ACAB, and I'm married, so I would have to kms.

[–] WeavingSpider@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I'm an air crash investigator now.

[–] scttgard@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Colonel Me, SG-1

[–] edgesmash@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Dread Pirate ~~edgesmash~~ Roberts, checking in.

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I'm the capitain of a starship trying to get home from the delta quadrant.... great.

[–] atthecoast@feddit.nl 1 points 11 hours ago

I’m late to the party and also laundering money in the Ozarks. Fml!

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Depends on who you consider the main character in Fallout TV is.

I would certainly prefer to be a cowboy gunslinger, rather than professionally naive idiot, or immature emotionally underdeveloped idiot.

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I just watched the Tuvix episode of Voyager. Looks like I'm going through the transporter in the morning.

[–] Damorte@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

I'm now a predator. Not sure what kind of work they do when they dont visit backwards planets and hunt monkeys with laser cannons for sport, but I guess that's what I'm doing.

[–] joker54@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

Cadet in the Starfleet

I'll take it.

[–] Knightfox@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Seriously flawed Sheriff in Wyoming, honestly I could think of worse fates.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

I kick ass for the lord

[–] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

Alien.

I can be happy as an orange tomcat in space.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Hockey. 🫦

[–] CCMan1701A@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago

I guess I'm stuck as a partner to a fox

[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

A bear with a large house and no job as far as I'm aware.

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Retired lieutenant-colonel, engineer, and TV presenter.

[–] brightandshinyobject@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I get to kill Kaiju by turning into one?

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm an architect

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Better get my ass to Mordor and chuck this ol ring into a volcano.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Look at me, I'm the Spider-Man now.

[–] ragas@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago

Cool, I'm the devil, nightclub owner and fighting crime.

[–] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

History Teacher and Bit role Actor

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Guess I'm a doctor now (scrubs). Sorry to everyone now in my care.

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[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Aristocratic kung-fu auntie

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Whatever sonic does in Sonic Underground.

[–] TeraByteMarx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Leader of the freedom fight! Nice

[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

crown prince during the joseon era of korea

i do not understand korean

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Who's considered the main character in SNL? Bcz that's the last show I watched.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I guess the host?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Well crap, now I'm a B list actor for the rest of my life.

[–] urbanelf@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

Currently watching Bohemian Rhapsody.... I am the greatest front man who ever lived.

[–] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago

Welp, I'm the last person on Earth, making a vlog while trying to navigate the loneliness of being alone, and avoiding nesters

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

I watched Adventure Time.

[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Middle manager at a paper making company. Then unemployed, warehouse worker, unemployed again, murderer then automation overseer. Sounds pretty grim

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