I'm a German Shepard travelling from town to town helping people and saving lives, just to receive a thank you and move onto the next place that needs me.
Because maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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I guess I better buy some to lube and get ready for my gangbang
This implies you are either gay or about to transition, congratulatilations :3
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