Pirates of the caribbean.
Yo-ho-ho, me hearties
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they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help
Delivery boy in the year 3000.
Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially
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npc in a video game?
Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy
Futurama or Firefly?
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I legit don’t know… does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not I’m as employed as I am in real life.
Can't decide if that's better or worse than being an OP vending machine in another world. Damn that shit was disappointing. What's the point of taking isekai to an absurd place if you're just gonna play it straight and use all the same stupid tropes and bland plot progression as every other one?
Oh my God. What the hell. I can't command a starship. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE BORG!
Exploring the universe with the rest of my team using a big ring of shimmering light called a stargate.
Holy shit thats really fun, i just go arround the world do stupid challanges with friends and drive cars. Last show i watched was grand tour for context.
Therapist
Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy
A Nurse in a shitty New York hospital...
Fuck.
Airforce major
umm, assassin of the shadow cabal that ruined the planet i guess…
I'm back in highschool trying to screw my cute teenage aunt, but soon I'll be leaving all of that behind to go on a journey and found a secret society
I think the main character of Sesame Street is probably Elmo, so... 3-year-old?
I think I win as I am now captain of the enterprise, and Wolf 359 is in the rear view.
Guess I'm a doctor/medical director
I knew my addiction to medical dramas would one day pay off
2025-02-17 - Employement opportunities still look bleak as we collectively imagine having jobs from the most recently watched media, when will help arrive?
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Being an intern for Anne Hathaway - The Intern. Annoying movie with the skeleton of a very wholesome story, btw. I like Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro's chemistry. With a better script it could have been a wholesome The Devil Wears Prada.
Instead it falls into the mid 2010s big tech start up glorification and everybody is a quirky millennial stereotype. Everytime Robert DeNiro has to act in scenes with all these James Corden clones, I feel bad for him. I also feel bad that he had to work with such a shitty script. It's like parts of it was written by a proper writer and the rest was written by a brain dead fratboy.
I'm now in MI5 but stationed with a bunch of f-ups. I just watched Slow Horses.
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I suppose I'm now an encounter police officer in Mumbai.
I run a hotel in hell.
I'm a Fry Cook...despite really wanting to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.
Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.
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Priest... Who hunts vampires on a jet powered motorcycle.
I could live with that.
🎵it's a jungle out there
I think she is a demonologist. Or a spiritual contacter (dunno the correct word for it).
Hooo boyyy -
I really regret watching Invincible last night
Hunting boars and beating up Roman soldiers (Asterix)
Scientist on a alien spaceship.
I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.
Thats even better then winning the lottery!!
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Good news: I work for Angel Investigations. Bad news: I have to figure out MFK for Fred, Cordy and Lilah
Breaking Bad
Guess i'm a meth kingpin now.