Scientist on a alien spaceship.
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Guess I'm a romantasy author lol
So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.
It's not a bad way of life I must say.
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Federation Starship Captain.
Nope, wait, I watched The Pitt. I'd be an ER doctor.
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Physics professor
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I watched the naked gun (first one) I'm a funny Lieutenant now. :D
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A janitor huh? Oh I'm also wicked smart
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I sell fake medicine to old people.
Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!
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Bojack Horseman.
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Fuck damnit im a fed.
...leader of a resistance cell fighting fascist occupation...
Crap, I’m a high school student again? (I’ve been re-watching Malcolm in the Middle.)
No wait, this is the season Malcolm starts to work at Lucky Aide. So I’m a high school student and a minimum-wage, part-time drug store employee. Great.
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Does Elmo have a job? I guess I'm unemployed?
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