Commander of a secret base for defending Earth from low-budget flying saucer attacks while part-time managing a film studio. Sounds like a heavy job that leaves no time for a personal life.
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Paper salesman.
An unemployed Kamen Rider.
factory worker at large scale brewery
Shopkeeper.
Been rewatching still open all hours.
Ironically i am in real life, a shopkeeper lol
I run a hotel in hell.
I watched an Indonesian zombie movie last night. I thought the whole thing was too easy to predict but I had a good time.
I do not want to be the MC, oh dear...
If anyone's interested, it's called Abadi Man Jaya. I forgot what was the English name for it.
Either adopted heir of a wealthy uncle, or gardener.
Physics professor
Devil Hunter for the Public Safety Bureau (Chainsaw Man). I'm in danger 🥲
I am... The Last Dragon.
Chancellor of Starfleet Academy! I'll be stuck in the ST Discovery timeline in 32nd century....
I'm either a Fringe agent working for Fringe Division or an FBI agent working on Fringe cases. Either way, doing some copaganda.
Elite soldier in ancient China
Assistant in Canberra library, where I will help make Australians clevererer.
Could be worse.
Working at my wealthy father’s fashion magazine… weird
Gladiator (Thraex, to be specific) in ancient Rome.
Not looking forward to that, I'll be toast in half second in a match that takes place well before the midday sun (a timeslot for absolute losers).
I become a burned spy, who uses his skills to solve problems for the citizens of Miami.
Large animal veterinarian. I think my arms are too short.
I'm not sure Fionna has a job at this point. Gonna go be a hero/adventurer now maybe?
Ex Danish spec ops hiding her identity as a friendly neighbor in an Icelandic condo.
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Just finished watching Black Lagoon, so... international smuggler? I guess?
Iron Lung
A vault dweller.
Sheriff of Eureka, OR.
Arms dealer! (The Night Manager)
Scullery maid (and Disney princess)
A back alley fireworks maker I guess
I am a "hero", which means I am a criminal sentenced to undying servitude and sent to the front lines to kill the Demon hordes.
Yuusha-kei ni Shosu - "Hero" is the worst punishment in the world. Those convicted of heinous crimes are sentenced to become "Heroes" and forced to enter the mandatory military service in the war against the Demon Lords. These convicts are not even allowed to die—if killed, they will be resurrected to fight another day.
Guess I better learn to launder money before the cartel kills me
Le Samouraï was my last movie, do I have to do the job in the same country as the movie? Because I don’t speak French well, so being a French hitman probably wouldn’t work out too well for me. The pay would be good though I’d reckon.
Side note, excellent movie. It’s my third time I’ve seen it now, I’d highly recommend it. Just put on English captions if you don’t understand French, and enjoy. It does require paying attention to, it’s not the kind of movie to have in the background, so keep that in mind.
An author with OCD 🤷♂️ was watching as good as it gets