Sheriff of Eureka, OR.
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I'm a jewel thief!
Fuck, I'm a colonel in a nazi POW camp. Great show, but I never want to live in barracks.
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Pirate Captain
I am a "hero", which means I am a criminal sentenced to undying servitude and sent to the front lines to kill the Demon hordes.
Yuusha-kei ni Shosu - "Hero" is the worst punishment in the world. Those convicted of heinous crimes are sentenced to become "Heroes" and forced to enter the mandatory military service in the war against the Demon Lords. These convicts are not even allowed to die—if killed, they will be resurrected to fight another day.
I own a book shop, but considering the episode I also have a short stint at a burger joint to avoid the rain.
I've startend rewatching X-Files. So that's going to be interesting. Do I get to do the exact same things (investigate paranormal cases) or would I be a regular FBI agent?
Just watched True Romance for the first time. Not sure if that counts for underpaid Comic Book shop job or shitty bulk coke dealer.
Starfleet Cadet.
Not bad... Assuming it's in the 32nd century... Otherwise kind of hard to do in the 21st.
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I'm either unemployed or a high school student depending on if you include school or not. Luckily, either way I have apt experience
Huh, guess rewatching Annihilation just barely was a good call, I’m a professor of cellular biology.
Not my strong-suit (ochem is a mess) but there are plenty of worse jobs in this comment section.
Viking, hell yes
A low level, somewhat sincere, cop.
(Just finished Kohrra S2. It was pretty good.)
U.S. Marshall (Justified)
Minister for Administrative Affairs :(
Guess I’m a child soldier in Iceland, who is likely about to watch his father roll some heads.
(Vinland Saga ep3)
A student and/or a professor.
Which I'm happy enough with - I've had a taste of both, albeit with substantially fewer demon-related shenanigans.
A hobbit burglar.
It would seem I'm a D-tier MI5 agent with a drunken, abusive, filthy, but lovable boss...okay, maybe he isn't really lovable.
French Autistic Detective
I’m Wayne from Letterkenny, which means I’m a hick looking after a farm. Pitter patter…
Life explorer prostitute doctor (Poor Things)
The last TV show I watched was an episode of the New Yankee Workshop, so I'm a celebrity woodworker now. mind you I have been thinking of starting a woodworking youtube channel for awhile now, so I guess that's happening.
factory worker at large scale brewery
Guess I'm a priest now
Commander of a secret base for defending Earth from low-budget flying saucer attacks while part-time managing a film studio. Sounds like a heavy job that leaves no time for a personal life.
I don't remember.
Saving the world from the consuming darkness... In Italian!
An unemployed Kamen Rider.