I've been watching Party Down. So, I guess I'm a bar tender for a catering company. But, I'm also about 30 years younger, have a hot girlfriend, and living in the before times, so, yeah, sign me up.
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I guess I'm a generic Isekai protagonist with godlike powers
I'm the capitain of a starship trying to get home from the delta quadrant.... great.
Petty criminal/ table tennis player
Being an intern for Anne Hathaway - The Intern. Annoying movie with the skeleton of a very wholesome story, btw. I like Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro's chemistry. With a better script it could have been a wholesome The Devil Wears Prada.
Instead it falls into the mid 2010s big tech start up glorification and everybody is a quirky millennial stereotype. Everytime Robert DeNiro has to act in scenes with all these James Corden clones, I feel bad for him. I also feel bad that he had to work with such a shitty script. It's like parts of it was written by a proper writer and the rest was written by a brain dead fratboy.
A Nurse in a shitty New York hospital...
Fuck.
Holy shit thats really fun, i just go arround the world do stupid challanges with friends and drive cars. Last show i watched was grand tour for context.
Dread Pirate ~~edgesmash~~ Roberts, checking in.
Just watched True Romance for the first time. Not sure if that counts for underpaid Comic Book shop job or shitty bulk coke dealer.
npc in a video game?
Huh, guess rewatching Annihilation just barely was a good call, I’m a professor of cellular biology.
Not my strong-suit (ochem is a mess) but there are plenty of worse jobs in this comment section.
Depends on who you consider the main character in Fallout TV is.
I would certainly prefer to be a cowboy gunslinger, rather than professionally naive idiot, or immature emotionally underdeveloped idiot.
Teenage private detective working for my dad.
Mr Keating, dead poets society.
... Hmmm.... Am I still employable?
Retired amateur detective. I am Ok with the retired part at least.
I guess I'm a fourth grade student now? Sounds actually kinda nice.
I'm a rich guy who learns to be happy and loved without seeking ever greater riches. I throw all my money at saving a piece of nature I previously wanted to exploit for profit
So happy with this outcome, it could have been so much worse. Never been so lucky in my life.
I'm a chef!
Let’s see Gracie’s Corner.
Am I Gracie the person, child star and education advocate/entertainer and NAACP award winner, or am I simply a little girl.
Artist I guess? Or grocery store clerk? Not sure which job is worked by the main character of American Animals.
I'm either a surly dr out of the Bronx or flying charter planes out of Nantucket....
I watched Becker and wings before going to bed
I get to kill Kaiju by turning into one?
Shrink. (From the Apple TV show “Shrinking.”)
I don’t think I would be a good therapist/shrink.
I'm a super stressed out wanna-be CEO of a tech company in northern California. Every day, someone finds a new way to screw up my plans, often it's me. My best friends are coders and I live in a house run by the most annoying man-child ever.
Could be worse, I guess? Gonna need therapy.
I now harvest coffee like an Italian immigrant in early 1900s' Brazil^[Italian emigration inspector Adolfo Rossi undertook a investigation into the conditions faced by Italian emigrants on the fazendas, travelling undercover, disguised as a peasant. Rossi's report painted a dramatic picture of the semi-slavery conditions based on the testimonies collected: women raped, men whipped, discipline that "makes the fazenda look like a colony of convicts under compulsory residence," disease, failure to pay wages or delays in payment, misery. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Brazilians]. Fuck me.
I'm a humble cop in LA (The Rookie)
Either the owner of "The Shop Around the Corner" in new york or the co-owner of "Fox Books"
Kidnapping alien ceo’s
I just watched Operation Fortune with Jason Statham in the lead. Sounds pretty rad and fun.
Oh shit, oh no. Yautja. So I now hunt the most dangerous game I can find.
Nuclear Plant Safety Inspector.