Olympic Skelton racer. I was watching curling right before though. Which might be safer, but looks like RSI and sore backs for life to me.
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Cool. I'm a ruggedly handsome, millionaire, mystery writer who solves crimes with the NYPD and is banging e really hot homicide detective.
I run a castle in Scotland where C-list American celebrities play mafia.
But I get to dress FANCY
I'm either a Fringe agent working for Fringe Division or an FBI agent working on Fringe cases. Either way, doing some copaganda.
Chancellor of Starfleet Academy! I'll be stuck in the ST Discovery timeline in 32nd century....
Professional Chef/TV Show Host.
Not descript science person in the last science place a la George Cloonry in The Midnight Sky.
I could dig it. I'd want more drugs than alcohol personally but it looks like a blast apart from slowly dying, but that's literally everything you can do. This come with drugs.
Mutant hunting detective
The West Wing where arguably the main character is Josh Lyman.
A recovering drug addict piloting a rapid medical response deep space vessel.
Title
Supernova (2000). It wasn't good but I still enjoyed it.
Gladiator (Thraex, to be specific) in ancient Rome.
Not looking forward to that, I'll be toast in half second in a match that takes place well before the midday sun (a timeslot for absolute losers).
Police detective. Brooklyn 99.
Assistant in Canberra library, where I will help make Australians clevererer.
Could be worse.
Nuclear Plant Safety Inspector.
Detective (Brooklyn 99). Or dragon, if we're counting anime.
I guess I'm a fourth grade student now? Sounds actually kinda nice.
Does Dispatch count? Because if so, I’m a dispatcher/Mecha Man.
If not…I don’t really have a job, I’ve lost all my money and am stuck in a town I bought for my son for his birthday as a joke. (I just started this one, so I’m sure the situation changes somewhat as the show goes on.)
Oh shit, oh no. Yautja. So I now hunt the most dangerous game I can find.
A profiler for the BAU
Private Investigator.... Emma Thompson in "Down Cemetery Road"
Either adopted heir of a wealthy uncle, or gardener.
Mr Keating, dead poets society.
... Hmmm.... Am I still employable?
I'm Joe Kenda. My my my
Mrs Merton was a TV host, right? - I can't imagine working in a pet shop if I have to take Malcolm's job.
Elite soldier in ancient China
Scullery maid (and Disney princess)
I just watched Operation Fortune with Jason Statham in the lead. Sounds pretty rad and fun.
Large animal veterinarian. I think my arms are too short.
Kidnapping alien ceo’s
A back alley fireworks maker I guess
Either the owner of "The Shop Around the Corner" in new york or the co-owner of "Fox Books"
I'm a humble cop in LA (The Rookie)
Devil Hunter for the Public Safety Bureau (Chainsaw Man). I'm in danger 🥲
I now harvest coffee like an Italian immigrant in early 1900s' Brazil^[Italian emigration inspector Adolfo Rossi undertook a investigation into the conditions faced by Italian emigrants on the fazendas, travelling undercover, disguised as a peasant. Rossi's report painted a dramatic picture of the semi-slavery conditions based on the testimonies collected: women raped, men whipped, discipline that "makes the fazenda look like a colony of convicts under compulsory residence," disease, failure to pay wages or delays in payment, misery. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Brazilians]. Fuck me.
I'm an Expendable. But not the cool action movie kind. More like the 3D printed copy of a person that they use to run experiments on. I die gruesome deaths often... For Science!
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