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Spy, but I now have an adopted daughter and a sham marriage to maintain my cover. Also: I keep getting that sinking feeling...
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Viking! Watch out, here I come!
Oh cool. Head of a movie studio.
I'm the Queen of England now
I'm a regular person who now has to pretend to be a master criminal in order to not be killed by real master criminals whom I have to work with while the government hunts me?
I have to sail to Fernando Póo and sink the Duchessa.
What did Peter Grifin do again?
Guess I'm a sports writer now. I can make that work.
Hmm, a billionaire who dresses up as a bat beating up criminals?
I don't know who the main character is on the show so I might need some help with this one from you fine folks.
The show was Shameless(US) season 3 the episode was where Frank actually takes the blame so Carl doesn't get arrested for heist they pulled at the foster parents that wanted to adopt Carl and Liam(they were happy to take Carl, but they wanted a bi facial baby and were keen on keeping Liam)
So uhh who's the main character and what does that make my job?
Assassin. Neat.
Nikita?
Fable. An Anime, very fun.
I guess I'm a knight now. Sir Dunkan the Tall.
Sweet, I'm a starship captain! Stressful maybe, but still really cool
That... Depends on the universe, I guess.
I guess now im a demon general pretending to be a human adventurer in a fantasy world.
Immortal travelling mage. Hmm... Doesn't sound bad, actually.
Apparently I'm a Catholic priest in upstate New York that was accused of murder.
crown prince during the joseon era of korea
i do not understand korean
Aristocratic kung-fu auntie
History Teacher and Bit role Actor
Look at me, I'm the Spider-Man now.
Better get my ass to Mordor and chuck this ol ring into a volcano.
I'm an architect
Retired lieutenant-colonel, engineer, and TV presenter.
Looks like I’m billionaire ceo of Wayne Enterprises, Robert Pattinson edition
Michael Prince from billions. Not bad, not desirable either.
Accountant for the Navarro cartel. Well I'm okay with math so could at least work out for a few days.
I am a hero to my people after hunting one of the universe's deadliest predators with sharpened sticks, stones, and bows... oh, and flowers and mushrooms.
Apparently I'm working as dream of the endless from here on, a lot of responsibility and family issues but could be fun as well.
Just finished Netflix's Haunted Hotel. I think I will be fine managing cursed hotel, plus I'll be immortal ghost even if I die.
Also, pls watch, I want more season of Abaddon.
Guess I'm the Avatar.
Nick Wild from Zootopia 2? Apparently I'm a fox cop now.....
This Old House? I'll take being a high quality house builder
I’m now Tommy from Landman.
My poor son now has to go to the hospital every week
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just got finished watching linux (the movie), my new profession is managing system resources
unemployed (i forgot)