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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I now harvest coffee like an Italian immigrant in early 1900s' Brazil^[Italian emigration inspector Adolfo Rossi undertook a investigation into the conditions faced by Italian emigrants on the fazendas, travelling undercover, disguised as a peasant. Rossi's report painted a dramatic picture of the semi-slavery conditions based on the testimonies collected: women raped, men whipped, discipline that "makes the fazenda look like a colony of convicts under compulsory residence," disease, failure to pay wages or delays in payment, misery. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Brazilians]. Fuck me.

[–] cmeu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

An author with OCD 🤷‍♂️ was watching as good as it gets

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Shrink. (From the Apple TV show “Shrinking.”)

I don’t think I would be a good therapist/shrink.

[–] ramsgrl909@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This Old House? I'll take being a high quality house builder

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Construction worker (total recall (the original one))

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nick Wild from Zootopia 2? Apparently I'm a fox cop now.....

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Im a child (detectiwe conan)

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Working at my wealthy father’s fashion magazine… weird

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Retired amateur detective. I am Ok with the retired part at least.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Lady of the manor/amateur detective

[–] toffi@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Accountant for the Navarro cartel. Well I'm okay with math so could at least work out for a few days.

[–] Batmancer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Let’s see Gracie’s Corner.

Am I Gracie the person, child star and education advocate/entertainer and NAACP award winner, or am I simply a little girl.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Last thing I watch was Succession. I am the CEO of a massive media corporation.

[–] wersooth@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Chief suregon 5miles from the korean frontline making booze in my tent.

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I am a hero to my people after hunting one of the universe's deadliest predators with sharpened sticks, stones, and bows... oh, and flowers and mushrooms.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I guess I'm a generic Isekai protagonist with godlike powers

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

Michael Prince from billions. Not bad, not desirable either.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Looks like I’m billionaire ceo of Wayne Enterprises, Robert Pattinson edition

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Apparently I'm working as dream of the endless from here on, a lot of responsibility and family issues but could be fun as well.

[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just finished Netflix's Haunted Hotel. I think I will be fine managing cursed hotel, plus I'll be immortal ghost even if I die.

Also, pls watch, I want more season of Abaddon.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Guess I'm the Avatar.

[–] newbeni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm a chef!

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Artist I guess? Or grocery store clerk? Not sure which job is worked by the main character of American Animals.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

I'm either a surly dr out of the Bronx or flying charter planes out of Nantucket....

I watched Becker and wings before going to bed

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m now Tommy from Landman.

My poor son now has to go to the hospital every week

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

As someone that's working and has worked on Taylor Sheridan's shows, I'm amazed anyone watches his cowboy slop trash TV. Dude really made two mediocre movies about killing Mexicans and spawned a whole shit empire.

I'm a super stressed out wanna-be CEO of a tech company in northern California. Every day, someone finds a new way to screw up my plans, often it's me. My best friends are coders and I live in a house run by the most annoying man-child ever.

Could be worse, I guess? Gonna need therapy.

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