and now the crows will teach to their children and their children's children. the red hats should be scared! We now have an army! muahahahah
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And it will reinforce itself because the redcaps will get pissed off and attack the crows to try to defend themselves. The crows will interpret this as withholding the treat and they'll go harder, escalating the rivalry. They will develop a grudge.
But then the conman in chief will just sell camo hats or something and make even more money off his marks.
Corvids are wicked smart. They can be taught lots of things. They even understand the concepts of currency and gifts.
now do pitbulls
No crow is going to attack a pit bull, it's too scary.
Good cow!
In a city somewhat close to me several years ago a guy dressed up as a cop for Halloween and was being mean to the crows. The police still have to check the skies every time they get out of their vehicles... Maybe we should all just like get out there and make the changes we wish to see in the world.
Should have put the hats on a mannequin with snacks in the eye sockets.
Dinosaurs showing the humans who's boss.
Reminds me of that dude that gave that TED talk years ago on crows.
Anyway, it'd be great if a whole bunch of bird breeds could be trained to shit on that fascist gear.
He remembered his Charlemagne
Let my armies be the trees and the rocks and the birds in the sky
Maybe it'll make them remember their Charlemagne (assuming they ever knew it):
Son, you were mistaken
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street
Biz_dave is the hero we didn't know we needed.