What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent peacock meal?
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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I see you know your judo well.
Not peaCOCK?
there is probably a law about them being gamebirds or something.
In my state it is illegal to kill a turkey, outside of designated hunting season w/ license in designated hunting areas.
So if you go to the state park with an orange vest with a gun in November, you're good to kill them. But if you say, beat one to death on your lawn in March, you will get written up on charges and probably face fines and jail time. Both cases, cooking and eating is irrelevant.
In my state it is illegal to kill a turkey, outside of designated hunting season w/ license in designated hunting areas.
Wild turkeys. I really doubt turkey farms are effectively outlawed in your state.
But what if it's your domestic turkey you raised from an egg and fed all its life on your farm?
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10/10 reference. Would meme again.
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fancy poultry
In Spanish, a peacock is literally called a "royal turkey" (pavo real)
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The Romans used to eat them like turkeys.
Turkeys used to eat peacocks? Well, I never.
They still do, the Romans used to.
Peacocks are chicken made of pea protein. They're vegan! /s
The science checks out.
If you liked "pee nut butt errr" you'll like "pee cock" too!
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