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[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago

Capitalist pig says buy our product or else. Story at 11.

[–] GreenBeard@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 weeks ago

"You know who doesn't buy my drugs? Maidenless losers." Said every drug dealer in history. It's not even good marketing hype, it's just sad at this point.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I for one do not welcome these AI overlords. Get fucked.

[–] Sims@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You lived ignorant/happily under the current Oligarch overlords - at least for a while..

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Happily? That's a stretch.

heroin entrepreneur says all the cool kids are doing heroin

[–] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Eat shit Georgie.

[–] Khari@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago

He seems to have a financial incentive to say this.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh boy, it's time to show this gif of George Osbourne off his tits in Parliament again!

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wasn't he the chancellor who introduced the tax on take out food.

The very same

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Waiting for the AI rapture to take all these fuckwits away.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

"My farts smell nummy" - George Osborne

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

"Hurry! Before the bubble bursts!"

[–] kalkulat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Holding on to one's preferred human culture and values is not being 'left behind' in any sense ... they may in fact be 'left ahead'.

[–] Justifier@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Shiiit,

Don't threaten me with a good time

Leave my country behind thanks!

I can do without this flavour of development: wealth concentration, surveillance, censorship, and inevitable enshitification

Call me in 20-30 years when its testing grounds have been burned down and its a client side only, fully open sourced consumer favored code

Don't need or want your Ai slop enshitified distopian dream thanks, Mr/Mrs dozen golden parachute packing multi-billionaire wannabe CEO

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Please be an early adopter, otherwise we might run out of money if you wait for the technology to mature and sufficient use cases to emerge"

[–] omarthemediocre@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

That OpenAI that is strugglin to make any money out of their tech and will probably go bankrupt in a year? Ok

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] fulgidus@feddit.it 2 points 3 weeks ago

Suck my LLM (Long Lingual Mallet)

"left behind" sure I think most of the world is fine with that.

[–] Auster@thebrainbin.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Going by the headline alone, fearmongering at best.

[–] deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hey it's Emily from Emily's Bags of Rice and I'm here to give you a totally unbiased warning: if you don't buy my bags of rice you'll regret it! Buy my product or you'll definitely die! Trust me, I know because I'm smart.

[–] rodneylives@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

What is a post doing on Lemmy's top list with a minus 56 reputation?