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Original: https://x.com/ronnui_/status/1294677498064756737

Related story:

A few months ago, we were at a supermarket with my mom, buying some stuff.

My mom needed an antiperspirant. When she was about to grab a black one, I heard a guy "helpfully" telling her that she was grabbing one "For Men™", that the ones "For Women™" were the pink ones.

I immediately looked at the guy like "lol what, who asked".

(My mom uses "men's" antiperspirants because she doesn't care about that, and they are usually cheaper than "women's")

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Lol cool sports rush is an awesome smell tbf

[–] fisch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wish I could smell like Hegelian dialectic or categorical imperative or something like that.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Personally I use Naval Supremacy soap in the shower and Saw Tooth Deodorant. And my aftershave is Lilac Vegetal. And my cuppa tea this morning is Lumber Slut.

**All real products. The soap and deodorant are Christmas gifts from my 2 of my Grandsons. I've used the after shave for years. And the tea is a ripe Pu Er that I really enjoy.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Probably sandalwood and eucalyptus

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I started using men's antiperspirant a few years ago and it was a game changer. It works so much better for me and doesn't bother my skin. I also love the dumb names the scents have

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have lavender deodorant (as a man). It's pretty nice.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I use that nivea roll on one for women. It's pear scented and amazing.

The male equivalent one is what I imagine hedgehogs smell like

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The male equivalent one is what I imagine hedgehogs smell like

I want one!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

It's sharp and refreshing, with hints of fear.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I buy the bergamot or ceder one :3

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[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago

But deodorant for women is pH balanced for women! The commercials told me so!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

"Cool sport rush" is the third scene on that gay porn vid. Can you guess what the 4th & final scene is named?

[–] SaintNyx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Fir and sandalwood come to mind immediately but I can tell this was written by a man who has never stepped into a bath and body works in their entire life. Wtf is "infinite radiance" "hello happiness" and "into the night" fragrance supposed to be. They been doing this to women for just as long.

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