My weakness isn't Uranium, you can just throw a rock at me and I'll probably die.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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Life pro tip: While humans are indeed vulnerable to gamma rays from uranium, it's usually all around more expedient to just hit 'em with it. And for that, many rocks will do, even just plain old feldspar.
This reminds me of some Terry Pratchett quote about a stake through the heart working pretty well on people too.
Found out it works with wood too!
You... Found out? ಠ_ಠ
No. Not the easily fragmented feldspar. Nice solid granite.
Technically, kryptonite is also our kryptonite.
If you can avoid that rock for around 60 billion years, it'll be almost entirely lead, and then you can mock it. 'Not so tough now, stupid rock'
aw fuck i'm weak to lead too
Lead gives you brain damage. Rock laughs.
Doesn't even have to be radioactive. Too much salt will kill you, as will any rock with sufficient mass and velocity.
David enters the chat.
Being able to kill something with "sufficient mass and velocity" is a characteristic of all matter.
Can't kill another rock. Just makes more rocks.
Dudes be like "LMAO Green Lantern's weakness is just a colour!'
My Vrother in Christ
SO IS YOURS
Okay you go me. What does the tye dye do to weaken regular humans? Is it tripping on acid in a Grateful Dead concert?
Wearing it makes them GAY and LIBERAL !!
Milkdrop on winamp. You just get sucked in
No way, the only thing scientists have proven that can kill me is shellfish. That’s it’s. So far, nothing else.
Oh, no no no. There are many things proven to kill you. Curare, arsenic, botulism, too much salt, not enough salt, too much water, not enough water, and on and on and on and on ...
Nope. They tested my blood and said this was it, so
It doesn't even need to be radioactive/kryptonite.
Imagine getting hit down there with a rock. Yeah, I'd call that a weakness.
Hmm, you know, I’ve never thought about it, but I do avoid movies with The Rock in it. You may be onto something!
…wait, no, I liked The Rundown.
…and Jumanji 1 wasn’t bad.
I enjoyed Walking Tall
I mean the rock isn’t going to kill you. It’s the radiation that does, so no, our weakness isn’t a rock.
Depends how hard it's being thrown at you...
You got me.