this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

They should stop hiring Barney Fife.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 36 minutes ago

Are they secretly good people after all?

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it's over. /j

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

Inspiring, reminds me of the guy who killed Hitler

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 32 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If i was an ICE agent i'd probably shoot myself too

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

Or you could just.....ya know.....NOT be an ICE agent. Do they realize that's an option?

[–] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 51 points 4 hours ago

Feel good story of the year right here.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 4 hours ago

first good thing ice has done

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When they shot Good, they sure weren’t worried about crossfire. It doesn’t surprise me these clowns would be shooting eachother regularly.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Not each other, themselves. The article says these morons shot themselves in the leg while holstering their weapons. LOL

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Nature is healing.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 hours ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It would be lovely if they all would

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 hour ago

In the head instead of the leg, though.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 hours ago
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They would probably stop shooting themselves if their Bananadine and Jenkem habits didn't cost them like a million bucks an hour, thanks liberals

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago) (1 children)

Lol did you just reference the fictional drug from Anarchist Cookbook AND the fictional drug from TOTSE.

A true master of the shitpost. You have my respect sir.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 54 minutes ago

Is my age showing or am I just too young to be on the Internet

[–] br0da@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

is that where all those SIGs went?