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extremely interesting
Just say "distracting" we all know that's what you mean
Wasn't this one of the countless things he'd say he would do in 2016 and then never did, like release his tax reports?
I'd rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.
So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein's hideout? You know, I don't think he's dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that's also a crackhead, so I don't think he's very trustworthy.
Makes me think the worst of what we've heard is not only true, but far from the worst.
That's what congress people with access to the unredacted files have been saying.
That green motherfucker Kolob Z'ghluthor was on Epstein island. Lock him up!
Of course he's quadrupling down and he'll keep on doubling down again and again because that's the only way he stays out of prison and it's the only way MAGA doesn't collapse, so everyone around him will continue to back him.
The only way this will end is if he dies or a bunch of folks finally use the second amendment right they've been so precious about that they let hundreds of school kids die each year for.
What a fucking disgrace.
Didn't he do this in his first term?
Yeah but MAGA apparently have the memory capacity (collectively) of a single gamboozia so it should be new news for them
I know there aren't aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.
Good lord what a clown.
Ok all you epstien distraction posters. Here you go. Blow your loads
Didn't they already try to do this before with the alien bullshit?
Between him and Obama pushing aliens it seems like America is just psyop at this point.
Back around... 2020 or so we had a release of files that were basically 'There are some weird flying things and we have no clue what they were'. After that we had that some coverage a few years back confirming that all of that led to 'No definite evidence of aliens' but I feel like I remember just last year we had a congressional hearing with some guy who worked for the DoD saying Aliens did exist and we had captured some of those UAPs. However, then again... I do think said guy who was most vocal on those hearings had a book he was trying real hard to sell.
Who wants to take the bet that Trump is going to take a financial interest in some guy selling books on this and prop him up as 'the' expert.
About to send a strongly worded letter?
Someone downvoted you because you've gone BANANAS asking for such a violent action. I upvoted you BUT, whoa, you need to calm down! You can't just go straight to a strongly worded letter.
THAT'S TOO HARSH, TOO QUICK.
No, first they need to grumble nonsensically. Then threaten a -normally worded- letter...a few times. Then send that letter. Then and only then they'll 'threaten' a strongly worded letter...a few times. Then it's strongly worded letter time.
YOU DON'T GO STRAIGHT TO IT.
That's madness. You're out of control!!
Or, they will sit in their armchairs and do nothing, just like they've done for the last year. And for most of the crime since 2016.
Didn't he already do that before? Am I imagining that?
Plot twist: Trump outs all the worlds billionaires as aliens. It turns out that's why there like that.
New crazy conspiracy theory: we're being quietly targeted for extermination by a hostile alien species.
They could wipe us out in an afternoon if they wanted to, but they can't just come right in and bomb us from orbit, as that would cause an interstellar relations incident, maybe mass unrest back home. But they also want us gone. We gotta go because we're an advancing young species, near their territory, and are a potential future problem. We're not dealing with an alien army attacking us; we're dealing with an alien equivalent of the CIA. They're here to do the dirty work quietly.
They know species at our level often run headfirst into environmental catastrophes as their technology becomes great enough to threaten the planet they live on. Instead of helping us, however, they're throwing gasoline on the fire. They've brainwashed/replaced with clones the world's wealthiest and most powerful people. And their behavior was psychologically programmed to maximize the chances of them leading us right into a climate apocalypse. Most species eventually get their shit together and place limits on extraction and pollution, less they all die. But if the right type of crazies are running the place, a species can just slam the accelerator as it drives off a cliff.
And when we eventually do burn ourselves alive in a climate Armageddon, the aliens will run news stories, lamenting the tragic tale of a poor primitive planet that couldn't right its ways in time. No threat of war between great interstellar powers. No mass protests movements back on the homeworld. Just a potential future rival nipped in the bud, no muss, no fuss. Mass murder dressed up as death by natural causes.