Stole a chicken.
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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Admitting to looting. and he thinks he's the good guy
Note to self: IED in the chickens.
Dogs and cats also are great for helping you notice things, you can watch them and see what their super hearing directs their attention to. That's why hunters sometimes use pointer dogs and stuff.
US soldiers in Iraq didn't just steal with impunity and without any shame, they didn't just fight an unjust and murderous war against an innocent population based on nothing but lies, they also ran well organized rings for child kidnapping, rape and sexual slavery for twenty years on multiple US bases.
The other day I too "liberated" chicken from my local walmart.
I will only respect you in this story if you didn like him and straight up stole it
So he stole a chicken, which is actually a war crime, and he's just casually admitting it on social media. Says a lot about the state of the world at the moment.
Wait what’s the war crime? Theft?
It's called pillaging when it's an invasion force.
yhea, looting is a war crime. if you got a vet cousin who showed you his "souvenirs", he's a war criminal. on top of every other war crime he committed there.
Yes but US won so it's ok.
Arise, chicken.
Chicken, arise.
Chicken arise!
Murder chicken.
Dinosaurs with guns
Chicken got deaf af if true
I have a chicken fact here! They can repair their hearing if it's damaged.