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[–] remon@ani.social 219 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (76 children)

I mean, it's not really bestiality if it isn't sexual. A gynocological exam also isn't fingering.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 75 points 2 months ago (51 children)

A gynaecologist "treats" the patient, benefitting the patient.

Forcibly impregnating someone is also called rape.

[–] remon@ani.social 46 points 2 months ago (64 children)

Artificial insemination is a treatment.

[–] _tasten_tiger@feddit.org 96 points 2 months ago (7 children)

If the recipient asked for it and the donor is giving it out of free will with the explicit intention then yes it is a medical treatment.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 28 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Ah yes so when I give my dog antibiotics for an infection against his will it's definitely not medical treatment

[–] M137@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Making an animal pregnant isn't solving a medical issue. How do you not see the difference?

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago

Personally I view it the same as giving medicine to a baby. They don't understand, sometimes you have to make decisions in their best interests.

Key point: in their best interests, not for personal gain.

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[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not a vegan but if you think what happens to cows is a medical "treatment" then you are a dumbass

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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (41 children)

Forcibly impregnating someone is also called rape.

someone

Key word.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (119 children)

It's not rape if it's your dog

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[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 months ago

Aka the nudist defense.

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 194 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 99 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think this post might be too powerful for lemmy shitpost.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm genuinely impressed by the amount of reports I've gotten from this thread. This is top tier shit.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (15 children)

"This is the police! Hands up you FREAK!"

"...im a farmer"

"omg thats so cool, can i bring my kids to watch and maybe they can try?"

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Fruit is perfectly wholesome and natural though. Except they aren't....

Corn is basically a bulge of semen because of how humans have bred it.

Bananas are incapable of reproducing. All bananans you find in the supermarket are clones. If men were to die out, so would the common (cavendish) banana.

Cows are bred for milk production. If it wasn't for men, their milk production would be very different. It's just as natural as a banana.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 84 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Cows are just as unnatural as bananas, but the farming of animals is much more cruel, unnecessary, and destructive to the environment

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[–] obre@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (15 children)
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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 51 points 2 months ago (10 children)

If people are willing to mastrubate bulls for money, then just imagine what else they are willing to do to earn a buck.

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[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You guys are doing it for the meat and that's weak. I don't need a reason.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

this entire post and thread.

I must paint you

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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This fuckin comment section.

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[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

reads some comments

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (60 children)

Veganism is unnatural because we're all omnivores, and evolved eating both plants and animals.

Impregnating cows this way is also unnatural.

Both can be true.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 85 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Fun fact, we evolved to eat raw meat, that's why we have an appendix. Then, when we stopped eating raw meat, we started to evolve away from the appendix.

Evolutionary arguments don't support the naturalist fallacy, because evolution doesn't work like that. It responds to environmental pressures. It's not some guiding light for what we're "meant" to be doing, it's the tools we've got to support what we already did.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 30 points 2 months ago (24 children)

we’re all omnivores

Except, you know, the vegans.

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (14 children)

Interesting that someone could look at a normal (albeit unpleasant) veterinary procedure and immediately think of beasiality.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 months ago (10 children)

99.9999% of people on here have no idea of how farming works

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 30 points 1 month ago

Carnists: "You don't understand, we need to shove our hands up their asses"

Vegans: "Yes, we know, that's what we are concerned with"

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[–] GR4CELESS@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Normal" in the context of industrial agriculture... Which has existed for less time than beastiality (source: idk might have made it up but it seems likely)

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[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I came across a vidya on the interwebs many hears ago where a monkey grabbed a frog and used it as a fleshlight... Ever since then Ive had a different relationship with the word "unnatural". The truth is that shoving your arm up a cows ass and eating vegan fervantly and being a hater ass bitch are all perfect examples of natural human behaviour.....and im well past thinking theyre not.

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