Oh the mother of demons is stress free? How nice for her.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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I remember seeing a bit of Oprah on TV and they were talking about changing the toilet roll. She was saying how she recently discovered it only takes 30 seconds to change and her advice to viewers was that you could even change it while you were on the toilet. A fully grown woman was telling the world that she just discovered changing the toilet roll. How out of touch can a person be?
Step 2: Don't think about the consequences of your actions.
Oh hey it's that stupid bitch who introduced the world to Dr Oz and Dr Phil. Thanks bitch.
She's 72
Thank you! I was about to post how I grew up thinking she was so much older than me but is only 64.
Same! I remember her having her talk show when I was a little kid!
My my, how time passes when neither of us have a billion dollars. Your point is?
She's 72.
Sorry that meme images don't update their timestamps and such over time...
Oprah gets older, memes are eternal.
72 is the new 64
64! = 126886932185884164103433389335161480802865516174545192198801894375214704230400000000000000
Damn she's old
If I was that old I'd be stressing about the heat death of the universe.
This guy maths the math!