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[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Sorry, but I just can't unsee it

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What a joke that guy is. He's like a rich nerd who gets to party with the cool kids while displaying the over-the-top eagerness that marks their kind. We need a serious guy who takes things seriously not a frat boy mentality power guy.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

We will never get that with the current administration. Best we can hope for is an alcoholic podcast bro.

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Idiocracy, this govt is idiocracy

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Gee, it's almost as if rich snobs are looking down at us the poor and pious from their fancy-shmancy mansions and laughing at us while we're on the streets begging for food and money. The solution to this problem is seize the means of production and redistribute all that wealth to the poor. Seriously!

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world -5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, encourage people to disengage from the system entirely - it's not like that's exactly what Republicans you to do or anything.

[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

How the fuck did you misread that comment so wrongly? That's literally the opposite of what they said.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 7 hours ago

Your tax dollars at work.

[–] notso@feddit.org 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

The American way!

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 20 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I've since learned only 5% of USA hockey players identify as Democrats so I guess this should not be shocking.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You can see them in the video. Even in the picture, just putting stuff away.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What percent of republicans are kash patel enjoyers at this point though?

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I think most of that lot doesn't know who that even is, and if you tried to explain then the tribalism kicks in and they'll defend child rape, ICE, tariffs, the president shitting his pants live on TV, anything and everything.

If you just mean informed Republicans...couldn't tell you lol I don't live there. Do those exist outside of grifter sociopaths and the owner class?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 10 hours ago

sports is pretty much as political as Politics, so theres a "that side and your side" and conservatives love these types of tribalism.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 68 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

To be clear, this is not a joke. That's literally him.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Anybody can be a part of the Trump Admin.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It’s super easy just start a podcast or TV show. Then you’ll be qualified for any position.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

Especially if you're a heavy drinker/drug user.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 41 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk's killer turns himself in. This cunt literally says "we got him".

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

This is beautiful art. Masterpiece of our time.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

A job well done. Time for a beer and some 'caine.

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 74 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

The men's team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 36 points 11 hours ago

Tbf the whole of America is a massive embarrassment at the moment.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 117 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 50 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think he can see ghosts and they're all actively blaming him for their deaths.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 10 hours ago

only while high on cocaine and drunk on alcohol.

[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 42 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can't get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he's just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 6 points 8 hours ago

This is the clicktatorship. Actually competent at the job? No, just tweet more about it, in a costume if you can.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 67 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

by all means dude, keep drinking.

show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I hear it tastes pretty good, too.

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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 36 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

No offense to the Guthrie family but it was pretty clear that local LE and the FBI don't give a shit when it was weeks later that they asked people to send outdoor camera vids and even more clear when the local delivery driver was their only suspect after that.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

really makes you think how valuable teh surveillance state can actually be making a case against Luigi Mangione when it can't find a an old lady whose family is cooperating

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

She should've tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the "evidence" needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night's events

^/s^

[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 14 points 14 hours ago

Fast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

I've never heard of this Guthrie person. Every time I hear about it on the news, I think it's some kind of distraction from the Epstein files

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 10 hours ago

it is, they want the MSM to be flooded with not-epstein news, right now its "KASH patel partying with hockey team"

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

He's batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays

I'm not going to look it up, I'm depressed

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