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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 53 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I dunno, but there’s about to be one more.

[–] adhd_traco@piefed.social 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You. I like you. Keep up the good work.

[–] fum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What about those who use "lol"?

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

lol serves its own grammatical function now I reckon.

It's a marker for response to irony (actual irony, Americans...), or as a way to indicate you think something is stupid to the point of humour, or as a kind of "that tracks".

Or at least, that's how it's used amongst people my age in Australia.

I don't think I use it in a positive sense at all any more

[–] fum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Fascinating! I still use it unironically mostly.

Another one brought to my attention is ROFL. Though personally that one has aged out.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They shouldn't forget to take their medication

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I forget my medication all the time lol

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Good one lol

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

It’s happening right now in this thread. Which I pretty much expected as soon as I saw the OP pic.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nenenenenene

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Where are the people who use "lol" at the end of every sentence lol?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I voice chat with friends on Discord pretty regularly. I have one friend who, instead of laughing, will click a laugh track on our soundboard, filling the voice chat with boisterous sitcom laughter. I don't know why, but that's kind of unsettling.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That kind of thing is funny if done infrequently but annoying if it's all the time. I hope your friend does actually laugh a good chunk of the time

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I don't think I've ever heard him laugh.

It's like posting "lol" or "roflmao" in text, when your face doesn't even change IRL. Except we're voice chatting, so he's using a laugh track instead of "lol."

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 14 points 2 days ago

huehuehuehue

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

People who send audio of themselves laughing are the same people who shove multivitamins in their urethra. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if they also eat fermented chocolate egg salad sandwiches on public transit too. Fuck those people.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 18 points 3 days ago

The same fucks that microwave their two day old leftover Surströmming at work because they live alone and made too much and are "just trying to get rid of it, ha ha ha"

Fuck you, Peter. You pecker.

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[–] Lemmynated@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

In Turkish they use asdfgdkkhdjlssk instead of LOL

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is an evolution of the old "asdasdasd", which popped into existence because it's easier to type into game chat without lifting your left hand off the WASD keys.

I once heard a young man laugh asdasdasd out loud. As in he actually made the sound "asdasdasd" when laughing instead of the more natural haha sound. Bizarre experience it was.

[–] Exidan@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 days ago

I used to say lol. I am not very bright

[–] Abundance114@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That is was too much for out. Lol

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/9YeE_L2bUys (Death note but light's family is a little bit more ovservant)

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

People who still use smilies: am I a joke to you? :D

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago

Audio??? Video!

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 7 points 2 days ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 days ago

or, “hHhHhHhH”, as in “I’m laughing so hard I’m hitting caps lock instead of A”

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Oh dear. I may have done that a few times...

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

Also people who send audio samples of laughter from Insane Clown Posse songs.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
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