Same thing but with room for having sex. Honestly, fuck the desk, I just want to get laid.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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As long as you get the desk's consent have fun and play safe. Watch for splinters. They can ruin the relationship.
Okay, but after that, can we go over the plan please? I brought the map and everything.
I had the chance to do this once. It was the plan to abduct our friend for our bacholers.
Everyone was glad to see the monopoly board go.
Apparently ones annual performance review is not that opportunity. The search continues.
Some meth fueled, high testosterone bro already did that in 1936 - 1945. Also he draw and paint.
The chances of being in that situation are rather slim, however there's another activity for which you can dramatically clear out a desk in one big sweep that is more probable, you do need a consenting partner though.
DM a D&D campaign is the answer to this
In my experience, people are generally shocked when you actually do that and some may reconsider their friendship.
In your experience? Can you tell us more?