this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

( ꈍᴗꈍ)

[–] xabit24368@lemmy.zip 1 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago)
[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 points 55 minutes ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 36 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

This takes me back to the days of nutting in the eclairs at the bakery I worked at.

God I loved that job.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 46 minutes ago

Reminds me of the time I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my dick in the pickle slicer.

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Think I saw you in Van Wilder

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

One lucky customer a day.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't you work there anymore

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 23 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

They caught me fucking an eclair.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 42 minutes ago

The lore expands

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I heard they have some good fucking food there, but it didn't taste very good.

My diet was like ninety percent pineapples though.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Best damn éclairs i ever had. Shame it couldn't last.

Sometimes that kind of perfection can only exist in small moments of time.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Dear lord when violet08 sees this she’s gonna post nonstop for like a week.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Someone should check on her to make sure she don't drown.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

She’s proven she can handle herself.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 23 points 3 hours ago

She and one other person have been horny posting a lot lately so I figured I'd toss one in. I send this meme to my girl sometimes.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Some people call it, "love and affection" others call it, "cum dumpster"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna be someone's eclair 😩

[–] three@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

I put on my apron and chef's hat

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Huh, guess I'm not the only person that 'bakes' to Led Zeppelin.