"We already planned the first kid's birth date for 9 months after the wedding"
CEO: Use AI to help and get it done in 3!
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2026
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Hire two additional brides to bring it down from 9 to 3 months, then tell them to use AI to get it down to 1. Meanwhile, the baby was expected yesterday.
sure we can handle that

Operation Everything Will Go Well.
Don't worry tho I've already made a wedding ring out of sticks
we'll iterate with the client until it fits
MVP baby
Now invite random people to help you with wedding.
So I assume you already got the matching t-shirts?
T-shirts, hats, pens and a commemorative
timeline slide deck!