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[–] mech@feddit.org 30 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"We already planned the first kid's birth date for 9 months after the wedding"
CEO: Use AI to help and get it done in 3!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hire two additional brides to bring it down from 9 to 3 months, then tell them to use AI to get it down to 1. Meanwhile, the baby was expected yesterday.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 53 minutes ago

sure we can handle that

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 53 points 4 hours ago

Operation Everything Will Go Well.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 28 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Don't worry tho I've already made a wedding ring out of sticks

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

we'll iterate with the client until it fits

[–] derry@midwest.social 15 points 4 hours ago
[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Now invite random people to help you with wedding.

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

So I assume you already got the matching t-shirts?

[–] cm0002@lemmings.world 10 points 4 hours ago

T-shirts, hats, pens and a commemorative
timeline slide deck!