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We'll be launching soon (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 hours ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mech@feddit.org 38 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"We already planned the first kid's birth date for 9 months after the wedding"
CEO: Use AI to help and get it done in 3!

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 points 7 minutes ago

"If we assign 4 more women to this pregnancy, we can get the birth done 3 months sooner!"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hire two additional brides to bring it down from 9 to 3 months, then tell them to use AI to get it down to 1. Meanwhile, the baby was expected yesterday.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

sure we can handle that

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 60 points 5 hours ago

Operation Everything Will Go Well.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 29 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Don't worry tho I've already made a wedding ring out of sticks

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

we'll iterate with the client until it fits

[–] derry@midwest.social 16 points 5 hours ago

MVP baby

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So I assume you already got the matching t-shirts?

[–] cm0002@lemmings.world 12 points 5 hours ago

T-shirts, hats, pens and a commemorative
timeline slide deck!

[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Now invite random people to help you with wedding.