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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 112 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The woman's arm naturally grows that long so she can pull the baby out by herself if need be.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol I was so disturbed by the baby and the woman's face that I didnt even notice the arm

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago

That's how they get ya.

Baby: "Teke-lili! Teke-lili!"

Woman (with a hideous smile): "SKREE!"

Human: "WTF?!?"

Woman's arm curls around from beneath, grabbing the human by the throat.

Then the woman and the baby, they feed....

[–] mhi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Don't forget the additional fingers helping in that process.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Yes it grows a second elbow to manage the 180⁰ bend

[–] CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This just evolution?

[–] tino_408@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks always wonder what was going on

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure is. At this stage of development, the baby pilots its mum like Krang.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Which part, the baby sitting inside the woman like a suit or the ARM?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Mother, this attire doesn't suit me.

Mother.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The dozen or so fingers on her right hand.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

We don't talk about the arm

[–] baka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

I should watch Alien Romulus again

[–] DoomGuy_e66@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I think this diagram is about pregnant female aliens.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Weird that a Wikipedia article reads like satire like that

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The baby collapses as soon as it is observed. So you may never know.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Baby: minimize

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

She looks a bit old for their curriculum.

[–] la508@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My word, I haven't seen Chris (Simpsons artist) in yeeeears. Some good stuff back in the day.

[–] chaotic_ugly@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Elaborate, plz.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of this

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bought that book for my friend's daughter when my friend was having baby #2.

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you recall the book's title?

Of course it is accurate—the baby just opens the door at the front of the demon and steps out, easy-peasy!

(Honestly, the hard part is getting the baby back in afterward!)

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Drawings that make you want to go out and buy chronic to smoke up.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

If you're a man, shut up, this might be how it works, you don't know anything.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Ah, pregnancy... when internal organs migrate to the arms.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'd call this AI slop but this image is old 😅

[–] Janx@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How dare you. Name a dozen things wrong with it!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago

The new Evangelion's looking pretty good!

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

SCP-097, the last of his species, is one of these

[–] Aberration13@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is art from that "Steven Simpsons artist xoxo" person

Type that whole thing into a search engine and you'll find them

[–] zout@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Aberration13@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

yeah you're right, the account changed names at some point and I mis-remembered the old name but it should still come up in searches either way

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

First I though nah, that's way off but than I read the text. This is about the 30th week!