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So given Dr. Glaucomflecken is an opthalmologist, I'm at least 37.3% sure he meant her eyeglass prescription in diopters. Isn't that right, Johnathan?

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Take shitposts seriously and get into fights with strangers

[–] null@lemmy.org 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm putting on my needs context hat and standing next to the needs context sign.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago

Comment refers to the girl's eyeglass prescription, not a ranking of her attractiveness.

Based on the distortion visible in her glasses, her prescription is approximately -1.00 to -1.50 diopters. Severely nearsighted prescriptions would cause the wearer to appear to have much smaller eyes; farsighted prescription would cause the eyes to appear larger.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

The doctor is saying what her likely rx is, the responder i think assumes hes talking about her attractiveness out of 10, or is just being a snarky dick.

[–] Emopunker@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hi, Feddit admin here. I would like to apologize for B-TR3E's behavior and have given them a temporary instance ban for their misbehavior not only here but on other comms as well.

Their misbehavior was brought to my attention and it was enough to take action since we expect our users to behave regardless of which instance they are on (at least when it comes to common courtesy).

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aw man I always miss the drama

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The comment is still here tho

EDIT: And it's the most downvoted comment I've seen on lemmy

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

And will probably remain as such until spez creates an account here.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 212 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love rephrasing that as "Looking at an ass is a full mark"

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[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 142 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They obviously don't wear glasses.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 128 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That's also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 2 days ago

It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that's probably close to her prescription.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's an occultist.

An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.

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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This interaction truly tickled me in a way that I had to comment lol, even if it's not furthering the convo. Great post!

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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Might depend on the material. I have -3.5dpt on both sides and my glasses have half the width and glare. Or are those some random units again?

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I assumed he'd estimated it based on how distorted the face appears behind the glasses. I do that all the time.

At this angle it's hard for me to do that, since I usually use the edges of the face to estimate it. negative glasses pull the line inwards, positive outwards. I can reliably tell when someone is wearing fake glasses (0 strength) for example, and probably estimate strength within 30% of the actual value.

If the image was higher res maybe I could estimate this case too. Or this professional optometrist is just a lot better at it than I am.


Strong negative glasses: (Note the faces contours in the glasses appearing well inside the faces contours around the glassed)

Fake glasses:

Positive glasses:


PS: Searching for generic terms yields 100% fake glasses, so I took a specific person I remember having strong glasses for myopia.

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 days ago

Bruh you leave my funny YouTube doctor alone!! 😡

[–] tortina_original@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago

Damn, it took me a while, haha 😂

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Surely that was on purpose.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Diopter was my first reading too, and my account isn't even "Dr. Glaucomflecken".

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guy is a social media actor shorts comedian and is pretty based. So not only would he not say something like shitty that, he wouldn't say it publicly. On yt he has 1.27m subscribers.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

social media actor shorts comedian

And also a real ophthalmologist, which seems relevant :-)

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The color coding of the scores is so completely fucked.

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