OP is a homunculus from OG Fullmetal Alchemist.
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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And the commenter is a homunculus from Commorragh
Fate. The grail is a lie!
Meticulous attention to restoring your own future gravesite after the graverobbing will not prevent altering the future in ways impossible in the normal passage of time. Obviously, unspeakable events will unfold.
I propose, in order to prevent any time slippage issues, I offer a future grave robbing service. In the the future, when you are gone, but I am here, time travel tech will be a-ok!
So you can pay me now, and receive your own bones at any point in your life. We have a London shipping underwriters service to guarantee satisfaction and we try really hard to avoid "time crimes", hahaha who are those time cop clowns
Found the Oglaf reader.
how am i supposed to know that they're actually my bones though? what if you're just shipping me some other dudes bones? I mean, i'll take em, but i'd prefer my own brand.
As there are no means of verifying anything to do with bones, I am insured and I offer a guarantee
I mean you never know when you'll need a spare set of bones. It's smart to keep an extra set of bones in the trunk of your car along with some emergency equipment, ropes, and a shovel.
Why does your time machine copy you?
If they're just gonna return back to the exact point in time they left they're guaranteed to supply their past self with their future bones
Get cremated. A lot easier to grab an urn off your Grandkid's side table.
You're not supposed to see yourself when you time travel