For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it'll be totally fine.
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Reminds me of what an EMT once told me. She mentioned that every EMT inevitably learns two very important questions to ask whenever you encounter someone who is naked in public:
- Do you know you’re naked?
- Do you want to be naked?
Those two questions will shed a lot of light on the current situation, and will let you gauge how the next 15 minutes is going to go.
I need to save this for the shitty religion I'm making pleased not to be the deleting until I can get my thoughts siren please
No, yes.
Any further questions?
Would "yes, yes" be more entertaining or "no....yes!"
Outside and inside? Edit:and, I forgot, alone?
or socks and sandals
Or get amputated.
The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling "more than 100%" naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It's a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.
Jeez. I know that's a mind fuck.
Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?
Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂
My feet however... Well no, I don't have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it's either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can't scratch that can last for up to 3 days.
yes. what's fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you've healed. book says you should have years ago.
your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.
If your doc thinks that, change doc.
In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor's office, even one I've never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.
And then you're drug seeking and doctor hopping and then there are only four doctors will even see you.
I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I'm not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.
And in my nightmares I end up at school, and I graduated 30 years ago.
As someone diagnosed with PTSD that also has nightmares related to it, I think it’s way underplayed how much public schools give people long term emotional trauma. Not even just bullying, a lot of the expectations schools put on kids are just developmentally unreasonable. It’s not random that so many people have school related nightmares decades after they’ve graduated.
I think nakedness in dreams is just a common theme for vulnerability, but there’s a reason it’s so tied to school for many people, and it’s not because they’re healthy environments that produce well adjusted young adults.
if you show up naked to a school at almost 40 i think bad things will happen
Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.
I've done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you're "Donald Ducking it" and just wearing a shirt.
Straight shirt cocking it

It's like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.
I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!
Paragraph breaks, my himie
This was not a paragraph post, it was definitely a stream of consciousness post

What font is this?
Blippo Black
this is a popular artist technique, and even works with simple things like glasses and jewelry!
Hat.
Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.
Feeling like Sonic
Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.
I don't know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.
that partial nudity is often sexier than total nudity
Absolutely. I still think about the time having sex with my college girlfriend and she had stripped down to only her sneakers.
Empirical evidence that wearing shoes makes you more naked: The only thing hotter than a naked woman is a naked woman with heels.
I can't believe that humanity hasn't got an explanation for this yet
I feel like heels makes women firm up their legs. It makes them look more tone, and it makes them have better posture. Also it makes them look taller and smaller feet.
Can't do that sorry. Actually I am lmao like, nah, but
Nothing beats her wearing sweats pulled up then the top rolled down and one of my shirts.
Man invented shoes first, because he was walking through the hot sand and the sharp rocks and the pointy briars, so he invented shoes to protect his feet from the ground. Then he invented pants, because he felt silly standing around naked in his shoes.
I think that was a Gallagher bit?
Well if you're gonna go outside naked, it's the sensible thing to do.
Thanks, I hate it.
As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked