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[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it'll be totally fine.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Reminds me of what an EMT once told me. She mentioned that every EMT inevitably learns two very important questions to ask whenever you encounter someone who is naked in public:

  1. Do you know you’re naked?
  2. Do you want to be naked?

Those two questions will shed a lot of light on the current situation, and will let you gauge how the next 15 minutes is going to go.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

I need to save this for the shitty religion I'm making pleased not to be the deleting until I can get my thoughts siren please

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 5 hours ago

No, yes.

Any further questions?

[–] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 hours ago

Would "yes, yes" be more entertaining or "no....yes!"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Outside and inside? Edit:and, I forgot, alone?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago

or socks and sandals

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 33 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Or get amputated.

The first times I went to the swimming pool in rehab, I remember feeling "more than 100%" naked in the changing room - if that makes any sense - because bits of me that used to be deep down inside of me were now only skin-deep. It's a very strange feeling to feel even more naked than naked. Hard to describe.

[–] chaotic_ugly@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago

Jeez. I know that's a mind fuck.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Do you still feel a phantom hand in your head?

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 8 points 8 hours ago

Well, I still have both my hands, so no 🙂

My feet however... Well no, I don't have phantom limbs. Never had. Not everybody gets them. And I have very little phantom limb pain - which is a different thing. When I do get it, it's either in the form of mild electric shocks, which are easy to deal with and possibly even pleasant like a TENS session, or in the form of terrible itching I can't scratch that can last for up to 3 days.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

yes. what's fun is when they cramp. and when the part of you that is cramping is not a part that is available to put up to a mirror to unclench. so you just get to sit there, since your MD believes you've healed. book says you should have years ago.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

your MD believes you’ve healed. book says you should have years ago.

If your doc thinks that, change doc.

In my neck of the woods, doctors are so aware of phantom pains that I can literally walk into any doctor's office, even one I've never met before, and ask for a prescription of Gabapentin or opioid of any denomination at any strength no questions asked. If I was still addicted, I would have no supply problem.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

And then you're drug seeking and doctor hopping and then there are only four doctors will even see you.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 118 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I'm not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 41 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

And in my nightmares I end up at school, and I graduated 30 years ago.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 14 hours ago

As someone diagnosed with PTSD that also has nightmares related to it, I think it’s way underplayed how much public schools give people long term emotional trauma. Not even just bullying, a lot of the expectations schools put on kids are just developmentally unreasonable. It’s not random that so many people have school related nightmares decades after they’ve graduated.

I think nakedness in dreams is just a common theme for vulnerability, but there’s a reason it’s so tied to school for many people, and it’s not because they’re healthy environments that produce well adjusted young adults.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 12 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

if you show up naked to a school at almost 40 i think bad things will happen

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Even more true if you're one of many who remove shoes in the house. Shoes are an outside thing only and if they're the only thing you have on, something has gone tricky terribly awry.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 35 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I've done the nudist camp thing. This is 1000% true. This also works if you're "Donald Ducking it" and just wearing a shirt.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 16 points 11 hours ago

It's like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

[–] crazyinferno@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I think it's because of the steps removed you are from becoming non-naked. With no shoes, you're simply an underwear away from being non-naked. But with shoes on, you must bend over, remove your shoes, remove your socks, and only then are you free to install underwear on your naked dingaling. Now imagine if your landlord unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you were naked with no shoes versus with shoes. In the first case, you'd be non-naked in a matter of seconds. Whereas, in the second case, you'd be non-naked in about 15 seconds. Not to mention, you'd be in a very compromising position during those 15 seconds, as you'd be bent over in a strange position fiddling with your shoes over your own naked body. Never discount your brain's ability to plan ahead. And don't think this all isn't taken into account when considering how naked you feel with or without shoes. This, I believe, is one of the primary reasons. Okay, thank you for coming to my TED talk, have a blessed day, and fare thee well!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Paragraph breaks, my himie

[–] thenewred@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

This was not a paragraph post, it was definitely a stream of consciousness post

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 9 hours ago

Blippo Black

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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago

this is a popular artist technique, and even works with simple things like glasses and jewelry!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 8 hours ago

Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.

[–] thed4rknss@bolha.forum 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So that's why they called ron jeremy the hedgehog.

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 16 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Women wearing thigh highs with a skirt is sexier than just skirt without socks.

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what this has to do with the post, but I totally agree.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

that partial nudity is often sexier than total nudity

[–] mosspiglet@discuss.online 5 points 10 hours ago

Absolutely. I still think about the time having sex with my college girlfriend and she had stripped down to only her sneakers.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Empirical evidence that wearing shoes makes you more naked: The only thing hotter than a naked woman is a naked woman with heels.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I can't believe that humanity hasn't got an explanation for this yet

[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago

I feel like heels makes women firm up their legs. It makes them look more tone, and it makes them have better posture. Also it makes them look taller and smaller feet.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago

Can't do that sorry. Actually I am lmao like, nah, but

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Nothing beats her wearing sweats pulled up then the top rolled down and one of my shirts.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 14 hours ago

Man invented shoes first, because he was walking through the hot sand and the sharp rocks and the pointy briars, so he invented shoes to protect his feet from the ground. Then he invented pants, because he felt silly standing around naked in his shoes.

I think that was a Gallagher bit?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

Well if you're gonna go outside naked, it's the sensible thing to do.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 12 points 14 hours ago

As someone who would routinely go around Seattle naked on my bike this is 100% true. Something about shoes and a helmet feels way more naked than actually naked

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