eddie

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BREAKING!! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] eddie@feddit.online 2 points 6 hours ago

sent this to my mom and she called me crying

Well that certainly changed the tone in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] eddie@feddit.online 3 points 6 hours ago

apparently there is a tv show on AMC+ called "The Vampire Lestat" based on the book series this passage is from

Well that certainly changed the tone in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] eddie@feddit.online 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

"The Vampire Lestat", book 2 of 5 in the "Vampire Chronicles"

4.1/5 on GoodReads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vampire_Lestat

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[–] eddie@feddit.online 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

just because! uwu :3

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[–] eddie@feddit.online 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

the board would like to remind you that this thought should also be running through your head in the middle of the day for sustained motivation and increased profit maximization.

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[–] eddie@feddit.online 1 points 7 hours ago

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[–] eddie@feddit.online 12 points 10 hours ago

see also: shortness, roundness, hairiness

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[–] eddie@feddit.online 4 points 1 day ago

based and back-in pilled 💪🚘

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[–] eddie@feddit.online 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

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