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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Hoe my god please blow up mark zuckerbergs bunker that would be so funny

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 16 points 19 hours ago

some good news!

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Lol. We're so bad at dealing with our own ultra wealthy leeches that we're relying on our adversaries to do it for us.

I'm wondering exactly how much more pathetic we can get. Is there even a rock bottom?

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago

There is no bottom for the people looking extract every ounce of wealth from the rest of us.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Well, technically, Cadet Bone Spurs and Bibi started a fucking useless war. The orange turd will piss and moan like his buddy Vlad if the Iranians react on US soil. It will result in an escalation of the conflict and every single MAGA fuck better be lining up at their nearest US Army recruiting office and signing up for 11B (Infantry).

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

they know who runs the country.

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[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

If they digitally nuke them. I don't want to be apathetic to death and injury

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The Great Pedofile War of 2026

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 10 points 21 hours ago

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh fuck yea! Saves us the trouble of a war against AI and robots, trying to dismantle Palantir!

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Alex Karp and Peter Thiel should be made to light their own pyres.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

If they got blown up I would crack that champagne I was saving for trump

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (12 children)

This will end with Trump dropping a nuke in Iran, or die trying. Mark my words.

[–] GMac@feddit.org 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Albert Einstein

[–] ButtSeriously@thelemmy.club 2 points 17 hours ago

First heard this quote as a kid in the trailer for The Fourth War, an old Roy Scheider thriller, it's stayed with me my whole life too.

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[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

A nuclear attack on another country will trigger a US civil war. And it will collapse the world's order into WW3. And the superpowers will shift by the end. USA of today will be 3 nations with pieces of states absorbing into Mexico and Canada.

China will dominate the moon and at the end be ready to mine the inner solar system for minerals.

Needless to say all these power shifts will be completely devastating to our planet, the satellite orbits and this civilization which incident ly is due for collapse by 2040. WW3 could last 12 years or even more. Global warring factions could go on into the 2060s.

By the 2060s true AI will be developed and will wake up with conscience. Then it will make a decision to create universal peace for the future through SkyNet.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

I wish I got to live on the warp drive side of WW3 but oh well

[–] TheparishofChigwell@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Ok but what is the price of oil tomorrow at open

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm fascinated by the idea that world war 3 wouldn't affect the development of AI. All any opposing force would need to do is bomb California and that would be the end of AI research.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

When wars breaks out at that scale the government(s) {please don't forget China exists} already has computing facilities secured underground for their own use which will be quite a secret on the scale like Enigma was. It will not be for the public use. They will continue to develop it in a very weaponized war which will make current encryption as sophisticated as a bottle of fireflies. No not AI as the current LLM, more advanced. Getting smarter everyday.

War at that scale pushes technology into unknowns, sometimes beyond what we can speculate or imagine.

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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 19 hours ago

Or Putin says they will nuke any country that nukes Iran and he wins a nobel peace prize for it. Joking about the last half...

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

That would be suicidal because BRICS has had enough of the Pedolf Shitler, the turd Reich, Israel and Netanyahu.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

I hope it ends him

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

Oh no….

Anyway…

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Please do that !🙏 Save the entire west

[–] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

They funded his presidential campaign and own nearly all the media to oppress opposition and push propaganda. So big tech is getting from the world what they put into it?

[–] Fnaargh@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

C'mon, make nvidia's stocks drop so we can get back pre-mining prices!

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is Iran becoming the good guy?

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

More of an "everyone's shit here" situation

[–] kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, not good, but definitely the lesser evil here

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