I think the convenience of them knowing how to take you home if you pass out drunk on one is outweighed by the fact it consumes a ridiculous amount of hay and makes just as much poop everywhere it pleases.
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yeah, at least i make my wife laugh. that's why she chose me over the horse
Some evs can do that too. Probably less reliable though and i dont think self diving is intended to be used that way yet
My EV doesn't freeze and die in winter and can be parked outside on the street for a week without me needing to leave the apartment. Just imagining riding a horse in an extremely cold spring rain hurts to think about.
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you just haven't designed a proper horsebrella with HVAC
I mean sure there's all of that... But consider this:
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A horse doesn't play music, or pick up where I left reading on my audiobook.
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They don't have mirrors or a seatbelt, so how safe can a horse REALLY be? 🤔
also, if it's my really my horse it's drinking with me
The horse self driving mode is pretty good though, with its built-in hazard avoidance and lane keeping.
I heard the nav is shit though for the self driving. Basically always just takes you home.
I mean, I like my EV... But bragging about it's performance in winter? Not the sales pitch I would go with. I get 1/3 the range of a mild day, and I'm not blasting the heat.
What kind of shitty EV you got brotha? I also see about 30%–50% decrease in range on a Volvo EX40 in like -15–-20°C temperatures, for a car which is built upon a pretty old platform.
Where do you live? I think we might have different ideas of what cold is.
Damn, what EV do you have? I have a '23 Bolt and I only see about a 30% reduction in efficiency in below freezing. The performance of mine in winter was fair, and even in blizzard conditions in Chicago at 20F it still got the job done. But yea, the heater will consume a lot of battery regardless. Charging is my only concern, and that's solved by the fact that I have a supercharger not too far I can use once a week early in the morning for cheap $0.35 per kWh.
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Have you heard of bicycles?
Nope
OK. So bicycles have, as the name suggests, two wheels. The front wheel can be rotated for steering, while the rear wheel is for acceleration. You accelerate by alternately pushing down the pedals located approximately in the middle. Force is transferred from the pedals to the rear wheel usually via a chain, but other solutions, like a belt or axle, exist.
Since the wheels are in line the construction is prone to tipping to the side, so keeping the balance while sitting on it takes some practice.
But once you get the hang of it it's one of the most versatile modes of transportation, with specialised bicycles (or "bikes" for short) for off-road use, extra light ones for racing, etc.
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A velocipede, of sorts!
To a degree but they use post vulcanised wheels and most follow the safety bicycle standards whilst using a free hub to ensure the rider can coast frivolously.
Holy shit let's get someone to make them! We will be rich!
Apart from April fool's jokes I haven't heard of automated bicycles yet...
I'm disabled. My ebike has cruise control for when i run out of steam, but i still have to steer.
Aren't horses stupid expensive?
My wife had a horse. I had a Mazda RX—8.
The Mazda was used daily for my commute, averaged about 19mpg (iirc), required regular tops ups with mineral oil, cost a fortune in road fund license etc.
It was still cheaper per month than the horse that didn’t get ridden much and spent its life in a field of its own food.
And the horse didn't even have a rotary engine!
Even though I don’t own it any more I still feel obliged to point out the difference….
Nothing like the sound of a wank in the morning
Yeah but a Wankel X-8 doesn't sound nearly as cool
*and Biodegradable!
Aren't horses stupid [...]?
Yes.
300-400 ish bucks where I live, it's way more expensive to keep a horse than to buy one, even for a short time
I mean, so are cars.
~~Cats~~ Cars aren't nearly as expensive in upkeep. There is a very good reason people started to switch to cars even before they were a lot faster than horses
I think you were right the first time. Even when we took the damn stupid to the emergency vet it was cheaper than owning a horse.
True, cats just need a litterbox and kibble and they’re pretty much set.
The ones that are big enough to ride are very expensive again though.
And almost as dangerous as a Tesla! Hey-o!
Just feed them the drivers that cut you off in traffic instead of buying meat.
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But a car can't make more cars if you have two of them.
Yeah but that won’t stop me from trying.
Horse-automation sucks, though.
Oscillating between taking a food break when spotting some favorite green and becoming mortally frightened by a moving leaf, rising up on the hindlegs and galloping away in the opposite direction.
always finding their way up onto the roof or gravitationally pulled into that one stupid post they could easily walk around.
damnit Roach.
Don't forget stopping to take a shit just whenever. I love horses, but getting them out of an urban setting was probably the best aspect of the industrial revolution.
But the horse automation can get you home on autopilot if it's feeding time.
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Horses are incredibly costly to keep & maintain, and consume your entire life to care for them. Have fun with that, out on your ranch which you'll also need a few extra million dollars to acquire.
Have fun with that, out on your ranch
That actually does sound fun, though.
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