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[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

[–] DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Never said it was consensual

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where did you get those clothes?

At the toilet store?

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Where were you? You couldn’t say something? Even the guy who can’t think said something!

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1998 called, they sell jerks and you better go catch it

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

To let it out of the can

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is OOP a supplier of YOUs? Why would the jerk store be calling them to let them know they're running low?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You looked in the mirror and you saw poop.

[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why did they call you? Are you the king of the jerks?

[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Oh man, its been ages since I was on funny-insults, I'm kind of surprised they're still around.