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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Funny, but there's no way they actually tried making eyeballs - these were intentional.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What, you don't put Red Hot nipples on your eyeball cookies?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was probably black with a brown iris, but got washed out

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Probably red, like spooky bloodshot eyes.

Then faded in baking

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Yup, almost certainly made for breast cancer awareness.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hey! my, um… eyes… are up here!

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

chloe!!!! yesyes i can see ur eyes ~ (dunno if i asked this already, but im wondering: do u like carrot cake?.... yes im still excited about that 🥕)

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

haiii maria!! :3

yes i do like carrot cake! :3 it’s not my favourite but it is good! (tho tbh i think I like the carrot cake icing more than the cake itself 😅)

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots.... and cake >v< with nothin ontop--- and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but.... damp still which was great-<3

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a friendly convo about carrot cake?

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

If they were soft, warm and fleshy I wouldn't mind. But these dry and cracked monstrosities are a whole different story!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything reminds me of her.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I should call her…

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

That was my stripper name.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nipplerdoodles.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

but ended up with a pile of titties...

is something I'd like to say more often.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good cookies, just wrong holiday to serve them.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, what is the correct holiday for these?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

The best match that comes in my head is the Saint Valentines Day.

[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Naked Sunday (that may be made up)

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 10 points 1 month ago
[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

October is breast cancer awareness month, so it even remains relevant!

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of that Oglaf comic posted earlier where he turns everything to boobs

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

It's the little baking victories that makes the day.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wear the costume of Saint Agatha. In many classical paintings she is represented carrying a tray with her own mutjlated breast on it

[–] webp@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like my shitty almond paste cookies

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why you jumpscaring us like that? 😭

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbh I screenshotted my cookies but lemmy uoloaded the last thing I copied and I just rolled with it

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

show the cookies now! 😤

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

were they at least somewhat tasty?

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I need a new phone 🪫

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Bro, we just had a post about this, natural is natural.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Less scary than MrBeast.

I want some of these in the waiting room at the mammogram clinic.

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That's why he should have specified he had the power to choose to turn things to tits!

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

works too i guess?