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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 54 minutes ago
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 121 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

god i wish i was her brother

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 182 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 9 minutes ago

Is this the bee movie?

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 138 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It's alabama dude it's my only shot

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago

so.. cousin? second cousin?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 1 hour ago

kissing cousins!

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I wanna be her step brother

[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 72 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I wish only the best for her in life.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well thanks for hoping against me.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Be good for her and you're the wish.

Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 hours ago

I can ~~fix~~ ruin her. And not in the good way.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 45 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

And how shit everything is.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 hours ago

How to bring back profitability to local news

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 5 points 34 minutes ago

I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 minutes ago

Not a chud but... I'd like to hear the explanation anyway. What's a goth?

[–] shane@feddit.nl 2 points 48 minutes ago

Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:

https://www.dailydot.com/goth-news-chick-goes-viral-alabama

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 hour ago

Dudes seeing a woman in black: "Is this a goth?"