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Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience
doot...doot...!
god i wish i was her brother
No you don't.
It's alabama dude it's my only shot
Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.
so.. cousin? second cousin?
Cousin could work!
that's too normal tho
I fucking love this thread
Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.
kissing cousins!
Is this the bee movie?
It's from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a "close second". This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.
I wanna be her step brother
I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University
I wish only the best for her in life.
Well thanks for hoping against me.
Be good for her and you're the wish.
Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s
I can ~~fix~~ ruin her. And not in the good way.
I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?
Lockheed Martin
And how shit everything is.
How to bring back profitability to local news
I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.
I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.
Not a chud but... I'd like to hear the explanation anyway. What's a goth?
Dudes seeing a woman in black: "Is this a goth?"
Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:
I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!
Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.
