this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml 73 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I am SO HAPPY to see big tits on my timeline instead of anime children showing their whole ass. Like. Reddit is not ok. I will happily accept having to see mommy milkers instead of lipless, eyebrow-deficient bobbleheaded children in lingerie.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] greygore@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sean Connery + Mr Bean = Walter Breen?!

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

For real right? Fuck neonatal features 🙅 all my homies love broads who are above drinking age. And probably not drawn by a dude who only consumes cartoon porn.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah you gotta start blocking those communities. I've probably blocked 50 at this point and Lemmy is 100 times better without the stream of weird drawings of half naked teenagers

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yes! I've found my people!

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I assume you must have blocked the anime lemmy instance, or ml doesn't federate with it. It's not contained to reddit by any means.

There's a small cadre of users posting fan art of various shows and games on lemmy too, where I regularly can tell at a glance that whatever artist they're posting also does hentai. Sometimes what they've posted is even just the one SFW image from a set. Thank god for the block button.

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dr. Jones big naturals

You are now a policy wonk

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

The one time I'm ok with censorship on the internet

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

Oh god why eyes today?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

No... no,no,no,no.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My bust is freakishly large

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

why you pimp so good

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Only the King of Kings might satisfy her.

Are YOU up for the task?

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably need a spoiler tag... As this is, NSFW or something? Honestly no idea what is going on here

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, so Troy and Abed, two community college students, told a scary story where two military pilots crash landed in the woods by a mad scientist's cabin. The scientist (depicted as their elderly friend Pierce) sewed them together while they were unconscious from the crash. But what he didn't realise is that connecting their brains together gave them psychic powers. So then they did weird surgery on him for revenge. They put his butt on his chest and swapped his hands and feet. This is him after he wakes up from the surgery.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago

I, for one, welcome our new busty overlords.

[–] DoomGuy_n66@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

WTF is that?!! WTF you did?!!

[–] softwarist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago
[–] irelephant@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Protip for anyone with a similarly endowed partner: back rubs and scritches right along the line where the bra clasps along the back after they take it off in the evening is wonderful for them. Least it was for my ex and is for my wife.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Kevin James stars as Bob in Adam Sandler's Fight Club.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 month ago

Maul Blart, Bust Cop

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I can't tell you how much I hate this.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

“I am both confused and, if we’re being totally honest, a little aroused”

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Gabba ghoul giggity

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Its a good look.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

🎵 If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan, and I'd love to see yours too! 🎵

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Lol that's horrifying

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