Canada exports weed?
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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Gotta keep that sweet sweet maple for domestic use.
There is nothing more canadian than being smug about not being american.
As an American, this is totally fair.
I am so sorry for your disease. Get better soon.
Yes, we do have names like "Kate Wood" and BC bud is the shit. Maple syrup is more of an east coast thing, but we do enjoy it on our breakfast foods out west, and you can find maple flavoured anything at the store. We are definitely not America and never will be.
I dunno', I hear disturbing news from Alberta sometimes, and that whole trucker protest thing was pretty American...
While Canada will likely always be better than the US, don't be the frog in boiling water.
We are definitely not America and never will be.
In fact, could you do the opposite and annex Minnesota? Please?
- sincerely, a Minnesotan
All of the north-eastern states would also like to be considered for annexation - even New Hampshire seems to be catching on.
Sincerely, a Masshole.
Inshallah America will be Canada
You also cheat at curling, don't forget that one!
👉
We don’t put maple leaves on our stuff anymore because when we travel we end up getting confused with Americans trying to pretend they’re not Americans by putting maple leaves on their shit.
We don’t have to put a patch on our bags, people can tell because we are not loud and obnoxious.
Decades ago I was a young backpacker and saw other folks with the maple leaf on their stuff. Went to chat and they admitted they were Americans who had sewn it on so people would be nice to them.
I was simultaneously annoyed at them (I'd have been pissed but they did buy me an apology pint) and proud of Canada for the reputation.
I’ve seen a snowbird with a thin blue line Canadian flag sticker on their truck…. And salt life. Lol.
So… maybe some of those are actually Canadians….
There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)
Unbelievably based
Try not to judge us too hard for this. We kicked Kate out for a reason (lighting up a fat joint in an elementary school classroom isn't cool here). She's got the rest right on, though.
Mostly accurate, Yes. I do pour Maple syrup on everything. Except the bud export is hard to quanrify, and i have a fleur de lys on my bag.
Édits: damn autocorrect
...I'm not sure Quebec counts 🤔
It's pronounced Quebec...
You sure? I could have sworn that it's pronounced Quebec..
KEH . KEH . KEH - Bek.
Not KWUH.. jesus christ!
Queue-bleach
That's so embarrassing! I've always pronounced it with only one KEH rather than all three! What must people have thought!
Dont have muCh of a choice if you want to mention Maple syrup.
no mention of poutine
Yup. That all checks out.
Don't listen to Kate, she's a marijuana extremist and is wanted for crimes against maple syrup.
That aboot covers it
One day I will find out if all of this is true.
The part about it not being America is true for now...
Pretty accurate tbh
This is pretty offensive to America's hat, and almost their 51st state before the orange turd decided to start bullying Greenland. I recommend you apologize now, eh.
As a Canadian, personally, I think English cream tastes much better than syrup. I tried English cream once and I gotta make some myself because it's to die for