this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 38 minutes ago

Didn’t we just have a Lemmy thread on this like a week or two ago?

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

hell yeah this is peak

uh also when i started hrt i noticed i smelled a lot different, and it varies a little based on how long its been since application. in your experience does sex hormone fluctuation like actually have a noticeable effect on this too or not really? personally i've never really payed attention hehe

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Can you post one about feet?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Oh, it's you again.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Congratulations @violet08@lemmy.today this is the first one that got me to say "Eww"

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 43 minutes ago
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 32 points 6 hours ago

My armpits are machines that turn clean mouth into a mouth full of hairs.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 24 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Am I the only one whom encountered antiperspirant/deodorant when trying this and put it on the “whelp – not doing that again” list?

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 30 points 6 hours ago

yeah, it tastes awful

the armpits have to be au naturel

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 6 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 hours ago

Back with an absolute banger 😌✊️

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 39 minutes ago

Maybe they changed instances?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Reminds me of an old co worker who couldn't fathom why his gf got so horny whenever he was sweaty

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

I am starting to guess it's you posting within seconds. I'll bestow you a tag, but honestly I don't even think I need it lol.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I have so many unanswered questions I'm too ticklish to ever find out.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

cut a tongue size piece of beef. run it under a hot tap. rub it on your pits.

it's about like that.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 0 points 4 hours ago

That's a fetish too.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

You appear to have gotten one of my cats two remaining brain cells…

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago