xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 5 days ago

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gotta get down

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

You mean mr family guy himself?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Yes… a witch did this. I knew it!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

Hey actually I have a question, if Optimus Prime would become a minister, would he be Prime minister?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

they had ice back then

Before anyone gets cute, I mean both ice as in the cubes and ICE as in the current modern gestappo

Edit: damn, I’m too late, everyone cute

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

Turning that Noah into a “No, uhhh…”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I mean to be fair that’s when the hormones are at their ragiest, I would expect people to come to extreme conclusions too early

^hehehehe…^ ^early conclusions^

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That’s AlbertaTech. She does comedy skits on youtube/tiktok related to the tech world. She’s really bright and funny, I would assume she’s doing that for the bit.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago

2 + 2 = 3

  • People with shame kinks
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago

gotta go quick

  • sonec the hedgheg
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now the same intensity but on a tricycle

 
 
 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

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