xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 1 day ago

sprinkle some glitter into a glue trap. That always gets them

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 234 points 3 days ago (3 children)

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

woah so this is like mars bar but in undiluted form?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No, a lot of apes are pretty smart, and this one was likely tortured when it got things wrong until it got it right

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It’s funny how I think cartoons from 10 years before are too old, and cartoons from 10 years after are too new, and everyone else experiences some variation of that depending on when they were born, and that all I’m left with is the feeling of time slipping away from me, like I was wrestling a greased up seal in a tub of oil

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wish my body made cartoon noises

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 5 days ago

i wanna see more butt suckin

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 6 days ago

ooooouh he goin to jail

 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

oh god please don’t doxx me like that. I don’t want hundreds of butts in my dms. That would be terrible

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago

I wanted to add some visual torsion elements to the meme

 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

you could be a racoon for all we know

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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