xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 3 hours ago

Rachel

We’re gonna ride those thermals right into the towers, Rachel

We’re gonna fucking 9/11 those Yerks, Rachel

I’m TobiRiiiiiiiiiick

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 3 hours ago

That’s funny because I need to get up in 5 hours for work

Oh how you’ve pondered your orb, wizard. You have pondered your orb

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I do but they’re kinda shitty

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 day ago

Jacuzzi suit for half-Burns burning, a classic joke

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

in a wild city, no less

 
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

got one of those rashes that look super contagious?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 1 week ago

Politically, yes, physically, no

The worst possible combination

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I get why this was downvoted but you have committed shitposting in its purest form

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

you could also post a link

some people would really want a link

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

sorry I wanted the deer

 
 
 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

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