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[–] plateee@piefed.social 1 points 23 minutes ago
[–] nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 59 minutes ago

Googled my symptoms and it basically came back with "99%, you're compressing these vertebrae/discs and it causes [exactly my symptoms]." So it's just getting old! Woo!

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 2 points 46 minutes ago
[–] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 34 minutes ago
[–] Trev625@sopuli.xyz 1 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

ROYLGTCABV

Uhh I was thinking about the rainbow and how it shouldn't be ROYGBIV cause Issac Newton randomly decided it should be 7 and then found that scientists now use ROYGCBV and I tried to make a new rainbow with just the primary and secondary colors RYGCBM but Magenta isn't in the rainbow (cause it's a mix of high and low nm wavelength light) so that leaves RYGCB but then it looked stupid without orange so I wanted tertiary colors so I added them to get ROYLGTCABV (There isn't one past Red because it drops off a cliff toward infrared but there is a color past blue as it goes to ultraviolet: violet) Red, Orange, Yellow, Lime, Green, Teal, Cyan, Azure, Blue, Violet.

I still think it looks stupid. I think it's because our red and green cones are right next to each other and blue is farther away so because of that we have a higher range of distinct colors in the red-green area than blue. (Useful for telling ripe fruit from foliage. We and primates got it as a mutation on the X chromosome and evolution must've made us keep it cause it turned out to be useful) So I think to make it even better it needs to not be halfway and quarter between red green and blue but weighted toward the red/green side. Very random thinking on this Saturday lol but that's why it was in my clipboard.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

the way we perceive color isn't the same way wavelengths work though. we practice amounts of specific wavelengths, not the wavelength themselves. which means that we perceive colors that don't have a wavelength, like pink. which only exist in our perception. so any attempt at improving ROYGBIV is as arbitrary as Newton's attempt. Fuck, we know there's also infrared in there, so only improvement would be irROTGBIVuv.

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

https://imginn.com/


Ah, the useful website I just learned about.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

that is useful

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 8 points 2 hours ago

Weird I just see *******.

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

ctrl+v: (from a previous post)

i think it would be more accurate so say that, often, asexuality yearns for the absence of sex, rather than being defined by it.

middle click: (from a message i sent to my friend on steam i think? no idea how middle click clipboard actually works honestly)

o meowmaxxing is the PERFECT word
holy shit i just realized i went to the grocery store wearing a fucking COLLAR
i am goin gto
di e
goodness gracious me
[2/22/2026, 5:40 PM] [my username]:
wait i mig

(if you want a conclusion to the story, i realized that my coat would have completely obscured it and no embarrassment was to be had lol)

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Mine's blank, I think graphene OS clears it after a while

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

I think that's depends on the keyboard you use (and maybe the permissions). im on GrapheneOS and my clipboard works as a normal android clipboard.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] bricked@feddit.org 16 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

584895

In case you need my 2FA code

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

Prepare to be hacked, sucker

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago
[–] jakemehoff11@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

C:/MindTheGapps-16.0.0-arm64-20250812_214353.zip

Finally upgraded to Lineage OS 23

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

your clipboard in the comments

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18615/25926 [43:19<16:47, 7.26it/s, loss=0.0048, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18616/25926 [43:19<20:52, 5.84it/s, loss=0.0048, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18616/25926 [43:19<20:52, 5.84it/s, loss=0.0004, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18617/25926 [43:19<18:50, 6.47it/s, loss=0.0004, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18617/25926 [43:19<18:50, 6.47it/s, loss=0.0170, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18617/25926 [43:19<18:50, 6.47it/s, loss=1.4258, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18619/25926 [43:19<21:47, 5.59it/s, loss=1.4258, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18619/25926 [43:19<21:47, 5.59it/s, loss=0.0057, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18620/25926 [43:19<22:12, 5.48it/s, loss=0.0057, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18620/25926 [43:20<22:12, 5.48it/s, loss=1.4946, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18621/25926 [43:20<26:44, 4.55it/s, loss=1.4946, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18621/25926 [43:20<26:44, 4.55it/s, loss=0.0031, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18622/25926 [43:20<28:11, 4.32it/s, loss=0.0031, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18622/25926 [43:20<28:11, 4.32it/s, loss=0.3360, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18623/25926 [43:20<29:36, 4.11it/s, loss=0.3360, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18623/25926 [43:20<29:36, 4.11it/s, loss=0.0078, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18623/25926 [43:21<29:36, 4.11it/s, loss=0.0102, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18625/25926 [43:21<22:58, 5.30it/s, loss=0.0102, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18625/25926 [43:21<22:58, 5.30it/s, loss=0.0000, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18625/25926 [43:21<22:58, 5.30it/s, loss=0.0005, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18627/25926 [43:21<21:50, 5.57it/s, loss=0.0005, lr=5.00e-05] Epoch 33 train: 72%|███████▏ | 18627/25926 [43:21<21:50, 5.57it/s, loss=0.0004, lr=5.00e-05]

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

bro training AI like it isn't 2026 and we all hate ai

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago) (1 children)

Tbf hobby training is still fine.

It's generative models running on entire data warehouses that we hate, not the cancer predictors.

They are different but both called AI so dumbasses online can defend their chatbot girlfriend requiring a war in middle east to economically maintain.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

i know, I also love all the amazing AI we have, from cancer detection to protein folding. and I also hate how LLMs and other generative AI has destroyed everything they touched.

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"five biggest road bike launches"... all look average sized. Clickbait

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

They have played us for absolute fools!

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

don’t care didn’t ask CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

Curse of RaRa Rasputin Russia greatest love machine.

[–] yamaonan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

~/Downloads/OrcaSlicer-Linux-flatpak_V2.3.2-rc2_x86_64.flatpak

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[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago
  • restores the stack
[–] videogamesandbeer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I need a recommendation for a hidden gem of a retro rpg. PS2 and older. Someone hit me with something good.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 4 points 4 hours ago

(Name still pending) I’m playing a lightfoot Halfling Battlesmith Artificer. My original thought would be to act as the ship’s engineer and keep people’s gear upgraded. I don’t know if she’ll be on the front line, soaking up chaos like a sponge but I do plan for her to help out however needed.

She does have a steel defender. I still don’t know what that will look like. Either some sort of aerial drone shaped like a jellyfish (I’m picturing the tendrils beign able to move independently and would help with attack or defense or just repairing items) or a large bulldog that she can ride around on.

Background: there’s no mystery or trauma. My character left home because she wanted to go out and see the universe. She comes from a pretty big family (so she’s always going to be running into a cousin in some random place)

But yeah, she’s living life, eating snacks, and doing what she likes the most.

[–] exu@feditown.com 8 points 5 hours ago
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