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Such a hilarious movie! Perfect reference, A+.
For those unfamiliar, this is Evolution (2001). Go watch it.
I quote this scene so often, one of the funniest. Hilarious movie.
Do they have brownie brittle?
It still does not compare to the worst brainfreezes.
The face of a man who has tried this dish
Alex Horn is UK’s national treasure.
If anyone’s curious what happened to the translation here, the original Russian is abbreviated — the full phrase would be «мороженое в ассортименте» (ice cream in assortment) — but they abbreviated assortment and Russian doesn’t have articles so they use them when you wouldn’t expect. ~~Also, this is most likely eastern Ukraine because they quote the prices in both hryvnia and roubles.~~
«гр.» is for grams
Oh of course🤦♂️
I was wondering when in the world that exchange rate would make sense. That’s definitely correct.
Thank you, I was going to post an explanation but then I got lazy and didn’t.
Icecream in the ass
It really is a blast
Thats why I do it last
And shove an icecream in my ass
Taking over the legacy of Shel Silverstein I see. Keep it going!
Pure poetry.
In the ass seems like a bad idea. On the ass, then thoroughly licked clean, sounds like a great date.
There's probably someone out there with a very niche kink that thinks ice cream shoved up their gravy ring would be arousing
Seems like you are implying that it wouldn't be? Never got a little curious looking at a popsicle?
Is there a downstairs equivalent of brain freeze?
If cake farts exist, then anything is possible.
I can't even imagine what a cake fart is. And I am happy not looking it up
You really should look it up, because of the OG shock sites, cakefarts is the least disgusting and most funny. A bonafide internet classic.
“Know what I like the most… cake farts”
I looked for you. It's literally what it says on the tin. Sit on a cake, nude, and fart. SMDH.
Ok … do they eat the cake after?
Or … do we inspect the icing ripples?
I feel like I wanna see it done in jello or ballistic gel under slow motion camera.
But … nothing sexual, let’s make a competition out of it somehow.
Don't pooh-pooh the idea unless you've tried it. It's pretty cool.
I'm gonna guess that it's durian ice cream.
Asscream
Pointless red box
A lot of restaurants do this to draw attention to their specials.