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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 6 hours ago (8 children)

They say while using gmail.

And preferring yet another proprietary OS.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I still use gmail as my spam catcher/throwaway account

[–] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 hours ago

I use it at my "catch other people's emails" account, tho so far I haven't been quick enough on the draw to do cool stuff like slurping account creation tokens, goodie delivieries or stuff like that.

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 169 points 6 hours ago (11 children)

99% companies have been using Windows for the past 30 years. I would gladly accept any job using Windows, even more if they paid well. I hate Windows way more than everyone else, but being unemployed is worse nowadays.

[–] nous@programming.dev 127 points 6 hours ago

You assume they don't already have a job and we're just looking for other opportunities. Not everyone is unemployed before they apply for other jobs. If anything that is a good time to look as it gives you stronger position to negotiate from.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 67 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Senior backend engineering definitely doesn’t see 99% windows adoption rate.

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[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 43 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

extremely based, I have no idea how any dev at my company tolerates windows.

in addition to how extremely slow and incapable the OS is in general,we have to submit tickets to run software because everything is installed through random .exes.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao.

,we have to submit tickets to run software because everything is installed through random .exes.

You have to do that because your IT department doesn't trust you. There's no difference in danger between a dev with system access installing an exe or a DMG.

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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 hour ago

Device management on Linux is next to impossible compared to windows or macs

It shouldn't have to be a privilege to be able to turn down a job because of poor decisions management makes, but you can really only get away with this if you have options.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Good for you. It's great to have the financial certainty to refuse an offer that doesn't sit well with you. What's better is having the moral backbone of refusing something because it would bother you, even if it means l less financial reward.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

I wish it were real.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 15 points 6 hours ago (17 children)

The guy doesn't want Windows but is ok with Mac. That's... not how it works. At all.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

but unpleasant, and you’ll be miserable the whole time.

on the one hand, mac is often virtue signaling for hipsters, on the other hand it is a unix system, so... it often works that way.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 78 points 6 hours ago (7 children)

I think you’d find that many devs would opt for a Mac over Windows.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Mac is the compromise option

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[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As long the company is ok I'm ok.

I'm not planning to input personal info on the work provided laptop anyway.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

Yeah. Work laptop strictly stays work. Even when I have to travel for work I use my own computer to log into my United Airlines and Hilton stuff.

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 13 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry for the potato resolution

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