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[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 5 points 40 minutes ago (3 children)

Dude how many qualifications do you have that you can turn down a job offer in this economy over such a rather minor inconvenience?!

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 1 points 42 seconds ago

Dude, that's like hiring a truck driver and telling him his lorry will be pulled by 4 horses.

[–] NatoBoram@lemmy.wtf 1 points 9 minutes ago

"Minor" inconvenience is not having a coffee machine in the dining room, it's nothing like the culture of incompetence that permeates organization that are that severely vendor-locked.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 minutes ago

If you've currently got a decent job, then you can afford to be suuuuper picky.

[–] wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I had to do that once but the company wanted me to use a Mac over my own Linux. I can't stand anymore to be forced to use specific platforms to do my job. It's like going to a car repair and demand the mechanic to change your tire using a plastic wrench.

[–] pie_enjoyer@lemmy.world 4 points 49 minutes ago

I mean, it could make a difference if you had to use OS specyfic tools, but if you're going to just code, use whatever you want.

[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 55 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

I think that's a tad excessive. Sure, Windows sucks, but it's not my machine so I don't give a shit. Now, if they expected me to bring my own machine and also insist that it's Windows, I'll get pissed off and refuse the offer. Their machine though? They can demand whatever they want, so long as I can actually do my job.

9/10 times it's not Windows I'm fighting against when I'm unable to do my job, it's the IT department not giving me admin rights over the right folders so I can't even install Docker without spending 3 days with them to get the right permissions.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 16 points 1 hour ago

Personally I also would not quit/back out just from that, but “it’s not my machine” misses the point, IMO. It’s a device I’m expected to use ~40 hours a week. Windows fucking sucks. Using that trash for half of my waking hours sucks. Been there, done that, I hope to hell I never have to again.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I think that depends a lot on what you're expected to do. I'd write an email like this if I were expected to be an effective developer on a Windows system. I use Linux because I use vim, not the other way around. I can't WSL for linux to use tmux or something and be nailed to one laptop screen, it just isn't worth it. Besides the whacky clipboard problems, it's just not sustainable to be permanently containerized in your host system IMO.

Now if you are using an "I"DE like vscode or something it's maybe not so bad because it at least plays on windows. Gvim is trash, and the whole reason to really lean in to vim/nvim is to sew your development environment right to any other program you need.

IDK, there's a dollar value beyond which I would not care, but it's a gross amount.

Yeah I care about my machine as much as it has my stuff inside, if it is not mine...

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 86 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Does anyone actually believe this post??? Because it reads like upvote farming.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 43 minutes ago

Not IT, but my dad said they lost a chemical engineering hire over this once, like 25 years ago.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 24 points 2 hours ago

Its posted in a humor sub soooo no

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Not really. My employer provides win11 too, but I do over 60% of my job on debian machines running in hyper-v. (the other 40% are administrative tasks and work restricted environments)

[–] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

To be fair they tried posting it on the Linux community on .ml and there were so many upvotes and positive feedback that it crashed the server. So they had to post it again somewhere more balanced to limit the impact.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

They say while using gmail.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 hour ago

It's tagged "Inbox", it looks like this is the recruiter's POV.

And preferring yet another proprietary OS.

[–] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Gmail is functional at what it sets out to do, which is send and receive email.

The sender is not expressing privacy concerns, they’re expressing functionality / utility concerns.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 1 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

Gmail is functional at what it sets out to do

it is not. it can't even do such simple thing as sorting the inbox by the sender's name. it may seem functional to people who never used real mail client and were brainwashed into accepting this as the only available ui, but it is really not.

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 142 points 5 hours ago (11 children)

99% companies have been using Windows for the past 30 years. I would gladly accept any job using Windows, even more if they paid well. I hate Windows way more than everyone else, but being unemployed is worse nowadays.

[–] nous@programming.dev 108 points 4 hours ago

You assume they don't already have a job and we're just looking for other opportunities. Not everyone is unemployed before they apply for other jobs. If anything that is a good time to look as it gives you stronger position to negotiate from.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 55 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Senior backend engineering definitely doesn’t see 99% windows adoption rate.

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[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 38 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

extremely based, I have no idea how any dev at my company tolerates windows.

in addition to how extremely slow and incapable the OS is in general,we have to submit tickets to run software because everything is installed through random .exes.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao.

,we have to submit tickets to run software because everything is installed through random .exes.

You have to do that because your IT department doesn't trust you. There's no difference in danger between a dev with system access installing an exe or a DMG.

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

You have to do that because your IT department doesn't trust you.

Nor should they.

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