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[–] aeiou@piefed.social 4 points 52 minutes ago
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

They'd be fighting over radioactive shards of glass for the next two millennia.

[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I was thinking we put a big dirty nuke, sitting right in the middle of all this, it has a countdown on it starting at 10.

Any time someone is murdered in the holy lands, the countdown goes down.

Pretty effective deterrent? How long until it gets to one?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And it's gone off before anyone understands how it works

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 31 minutes ago

Before anyone realizes it's turned on.

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 57 points 3 hours ago

this is just a shitpost

free Palestine🇵🇸🍉

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

"Don't make me pull over human species, and stop this trip right now."

[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 1 hour ago

It all belongs to Albania

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

You know what? Now it's even holier. Everyone who thinks it's important gets an all expense paid trip to the suddenly 'super effective at getting you to heaven quicker' land.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Tfw you’ve been watching the same two groups of people kill each other for 40 years in the same damn place.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 48 minutes ago

Telling the world Iran will have nukes in a few weeks since 1992

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 32 minutes ago

Well la de da, Mr "i have a yard" over here.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

How is your knees?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 hours ago

To be fair this is slightly different approach to "no state solution" than what anarchists suggest 🤣

[–] butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, it really is 2002 again isn't it? 🤢

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Incredibly gross meme in every respect

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Artificial suns are the solution to many problems. 🌞

We should test it first on Bavaria though.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But then we won't have Bavarian cream anymore!

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

More important: we won't have many annoying Bavarians left.

I'd sacrifice a lot for that.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 hours ago

waitaminute... this is like event 5 or so in the Fallout timeline.

Damn, did Christopher Taylor know the whole time?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Worked on the whales.