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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Really pissed because about a year ago in february it upgraded without my informed consent and I never noticed until something else bad happened. You can only downgrade if you notice within a week.

It's real fuckin insidious, I had already reformatted my PC once too recently so I juuuust kinda toughed it out.

Anyways, they keep everything same-ish which prevents you from noticing they changed your whole OS which should be illegal.

[–] devtoolkit_api@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that pressing spacebar during boot can accidentally upgrade your OS tells you everything about Microsoft's current priorities.

I accidentally "upgraded" a test machine by hitting Enter during a BIOS update prompt. The machine rebooted into Windows 11 setup, which then took 45 minutes and required a Microsoft account (or knowledge of the OOBE\BYPASSNRO trick).

If you want to block the upgrade permanently:

reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate" /v TargetReleaseVersion /t REG_DWORD /d 1 /f
reg add "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsUpdate" /v TargetReleaseVersionInfo /t REG_SZ /d "22H2" /f

Or just install Linux and never worry about it again.

[–] beeb@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

You misspelled Microslop

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

ITT: people giving unasked for advice to a comic on a comedic community because they simply cannot help themselves.

[–] zemo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Linux users aren't known for their impulse control.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Downgrade your PC to avoid having this issue. Follow me for more terrible tech tips you should never have to do in the first place.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

great opportunity to try out bazzite or cachyos :P

[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Cachyos is top tier as a long time LTSC w10 guy.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 hours ago

yeah, after switching i found rolling release upstream arch derivatives (namely endeavor and cachy) to be the least confusing ones to work with on a pc

[–] remon@ani.social 68 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

"Your system does not support Windows 11".

Best error message I ever got!

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 29 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Or, windows 11 doesnt support my system. Not my problem.

Its actually interesting how they phrased it so that our systems are the problem and not their product.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have to use it, it's the corporate setup. Every day I envy plumbers who unclog toilets.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Come for the pay, stay for the food.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 35 points 16 hours ago

My boss at work told it to download thinking that he would have a choice to install in when he wanted. Now he understands what a virus is.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 21 hours ago (18 children)

Pro tip: If you must use Windows, pick Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC 2021. Most things still run on it, and that baby's got no user-facing slop and five more years of support in it. Mass Grave dot dev.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Pro tip: If you must use Windows, pick lobotomy

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

As a certified lobotomite, one and the same.

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