I bring my leatherman with me everywhere, but I wouldn't call him a "tool".
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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I would give my life for Santiago.
A pic of Ma to go in each wallet lol
Should be a different picture in each wallet
Different pictures of different mothers from different cities in different states.
Santiago
Nature's multitool.
I couldn't go anywhere without my emotional support bug
Is this referencing song lyrics or some pop culture thing?
Seems to be a mildly absurdist meme in the vein of ‘come see the ocean’:
Pop culture kind of. The idea of having your "every day carry" list has been popular lately. Typically its things like keys, wallet, phone, multi tool, etcetera. So the meme is just that this person's ever day carry is filled with insane shit.
I like this meme, it’s been around for a minute. Just seemed like it could be a reference a song. I’m also the kind of person that this makes fun of lol
Proper Leatherman has all of these things plus a can opener.
I must have missed it when they brought out the Santiago update!
This is like 101 stuff. You quickly learn to keep your cyanide in a false tooth and leave your cold dead heart at home.
I just take my Sebenza and cyanide pills
Keys, wallet, phone. One pocket left over for whatever I find on the way.
- Cool rocks
- Seashells
- Arcade tokens
- Santiago
Aw. I wanted him to ride on my shoulder
But what if I’m allergic?
The bottle will protect you.
You forgot the lightsaber with dead batteries.