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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 7 points 51 minutes ago (2 children)

Dogs are sentient. Maybe they mean sapient?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 minutes ago

Once of the most common incorrectly used words and a pet peeve of mine. Star Trek certainly hasn't helped!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago
[–] lasta@piefed.world 21 points 1 hour ago

The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 minutes ago

my dog isn't

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago (1 children)

My cats fave food is onion rings

(Don’t feed your cats onions)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 24 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 22 minutes ago (1 children)

Yeah well mine’s an alcoholic, so.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 16 minutes ago

Alcoholic cats aren't too bad as long as they stay away from the coke or meth.

[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 6 points 1 hour ago

Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.

Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 23 minutes ago

I can do that easily.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

So would my youngest cat. This morning, she left a dime that she found somewhere in her food dish. she brought me a quarter the other day too. and, she would enjoy a peanut m&m if she were to find it.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

One time, I was sleep deprived for days, and I hallucinated gemstones on the ground.