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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Some sailor that was like for the love of God can I please have ateast one. Biscuit that isn't cooked 7 times. Just cook it once please!

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Probably first did it to kill off mold

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 12 hours ago

Croutons have entered the chat

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I like to buy Chewy Chips Ahoy!™ and then finish cooking them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You're gonna lose your mind when you find out about the original Chips Ahoy!™ in the blue package.

[–] Kaerkob@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Available wherever cookies are sold!

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Has anyone tried cooking it again? Projections show an incredible increase in flavor!

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Update: my house burned down

[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

That was only an option if we were terribly ill.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago

Oh this thing we call it Batonas su cukrum (bread with sugar).

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You don't have to specify that the house burnt down, they usually don't burn up.

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I learned the other day that British have a delicacy called the toast sandwich which consists of a slice of toasted white bread between two slices of untoasted white bread with optional butter in between.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

The brits really do be eatin like the kaiser is still bangin down their door.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

Sweden: hold my sandwich cake!

Smörgås tårta.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago

I've not heard of anyone else making such a thing, but not surprised it does exist. However, I can 1-up that with my childhood creation - the triple fold sandwich. One slice of buttered bread, one slice of buttered toast & one slice of butter fried bread. Fold each one in half, overlapping half of the adjacent piece. You get a mix of three different bready textures & flavours in each bite. I haven't made it in a few decades so I may not enjoy it so much now, but it was good at the time!

[–] plm00@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 14 hours ago

An 1861 recipe says to add salt and pepper to taste.

Woah, slow down there Guy Fieri.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 29 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a struggle meal that beats all struggle meals?

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Cost one side of the middle slice in butter, the other side in honey.

Now youre there.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Delicacy is maybe not the word I'd use, but it certainly exists

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

More of a wartime rationing delicacy.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Well now I have a delicacy called the toast sandwich.

As a Brit I’ve never heard of such a thing. Sounds awful like putting a pie on a muffin (bread roll, barm cake) 🤮

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

That actually sounds kind’a dynamite.

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[–] mouse@piefed.world 26 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

That photo looks more like a pancake than toast

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

It's remarkable how England and English colonies have a whole variety of thick slabs of batter that they consider ’food’.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Yeah it does look a bit thin

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I'd be interested to know if toast came before the end of the frequent consumption of stale bread.

Many of our recipes are based around using and eating stale bread, and in modern times require you to toast bread as most don't keep bread that has gone stale.

If you think of things like French Onion Soup, that traditionally used stale bread, not toasted bread.

So I wonder if toasting was a way to compensate for not having stale bread, or if folks were in fact toasting bread long before the norms changed.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Toasting does freshen up stale baked goods somewhat. When the necessity to eat stale bread vanished, people started toasting non stale bread, because they liked the taste of toasted bread.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

try making a loaf of bread with like 6-12 tbsp of chestnut honey, specifically chestnut. Eat some fresh but let it cool and toast it after. It goes with everything and it smells amazing. I eat it with ice cream for an unparalleled ice cream sandwich that make those store bought bricks look and taste like dirt in comparison.

It's crazy because chestnut honey smells and tastes kinda not food like IMO. Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose. Not saying I've done that but that's just the image I have in my head from trying chestnut honey on its own.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Get a load of this guy who has beehives in entire groves of chestnut trees.

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[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose

How'd you find my diary?

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've been waiting for a large portion of my life for someone who has tried chestnut honey to confirm or deny but chestnut honey is really rare here and I also can't confirm if there are multiple types of chestnut tree that would result in different flavour or aroma. I had two 1L jars of the honey from Slovenia, and one smaller jar from Italy several years later though so I expect it to be fairly consistent even from different hives.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

those store bought bricks look and taste like dirt

Even without comparing them to anything, it's an accurate description.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'll bet it was the french. Those motherfuckers LOVE maillard.

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[–] wet_bones@lemmy.4d2.org 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Dat Maillard reaction tho....

[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Is toast technically biscotti then?

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don't confuse it with Zwiebel

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[–] endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org 6 points 23 hours ago

You know the best part about this, you can put so much on toast. SOOOO much.
Butter, syrups, jams, nut butters, or even just go plain and dunk it in something tasty (Hot Tomato soup in a mug, to dunk your lightly buttered toast is amazing).

you know the best part above all else, you can toast nearly anywhere in 2026. There is USB powered toasters, as DC buck-converters easily take USB-PD and warm up some coils!

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