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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 6 points 46 minutes ago

Ironic too to use this AI propaganda when Kegseth is doing his best to purge women out of the military.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

The title reads like OOP is also a bot/sockpuppet.

It doesn’t quite flow like proper low-literacy American English, but someone who diligently studied insta posts from that demographic.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago) (1 children)

Sounds like an average American teenager with a D in English to me.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

Ya got me! 🫪

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am not a bot. Nor do I use insta. Lol

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No not you! Original OP, as in whoever wrote the title in your image. Sorry for the confusion /gen

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 51 minutes ago

Oh, derp. Lol

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 30 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

But but but, count the number of fingers guys! It’s 5 fingers per hand! Haha libz!

Never mind the unnecessary second iPhone.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 15 points 1 hour ago

Or the nonsense name badges

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Or the backwards flag patches

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 19 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That one's not actually a problem. The flag is always "hoist side forward" to symbolize a no-retreat mentality. We shall ignore Vietnam and Afghanistan, and how that goes in the reign of President "why they no helping me?!?" remains to be seen.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

When you are printing the first million patches and you notice they are backwards, but you don't want to fix it: big brain time 😎

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Both held by the exact same hand

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 124 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

what about AΓR.U. though... Or 4R.U. (who has one tooth that is way more prominent than the others)

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 hour ago

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

You may think this is some "gotcha", but the image is clearly mirrored, and U.RA.ΩHY is a perfectly normal name here in AⴓeⰃ⫝c≜.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe she's X Æ A-12's sister. I didn't know Elon Musk had another daughter.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

He's had like 6 since then. That we know of. Probably.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

I like the one that has a sickle in her name/ identification number and weird spider thumbs

[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

At least the russian propaganda babes I've seen have been real women, but I guess it's not surprising these MAGA idiots are incompetent in copying the shady shit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago

One of the post-collapse Soviet Bloc's biggest exports was "fashion models".

Sex trafficking young, thin, blonde girls out of Bulgaria and Poland and Ukraine and Russia was a big part of Jeffery Epstein's job and a lucrative inroad to people like Les Wexner and Jean-Luc Brunel.

For natives in these regions, there's no need to use AI to generate what your economy was already churning out in droves.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago

Me, an intellectual, "no I am quite certain Illinois hasn't deployed anyone."

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 3 hours ago

Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Is it supposed to be TV behind them or a window? You decide!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Do they not have blinds in your country?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

blinds

pokes my eyes out

"well now I can't see, thanks a lot"

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What makes you say it’s a TV?

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

The blinds on the side wall are either the skinniest I've ever seen or are blocked by the "TV"

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