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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 90 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Private YHΩ.AR.U looks pretty cute though. She has great skin and the right number of fingers. Just my type!

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe she's X Æ A-12's sister. I didn't know Elon Musk had another daughter.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

He's had like 6 since then. That we know of. Probably.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 points 34 minutes ago

I like the one that has a sickle in her name/ identification number and weird spider thumbs

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But but but, count the number of fingers guys! It’s 5 fingers per hand! Haha libz!

Never mind the unnecessary second iPhone.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 20 minutes ago (1 children)

Or the backwards flag patches

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 13 minutes ago

That one's not actually a problem. The flag is always "hoist side forward" to symbolize a no-retreat mentality. We shall ignore Vietnam and Afghanistan, and how that goes in the reign of President "why they no helping me?!?" remains to be seen.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago) (1 children)

The title reads like OOP is also a bot/sockpuppet.

It doesn’t quite flow like proper low-literacy American English, but someone who diligently studied insta posts from that demographic.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)

I am not a bot. Nor do I use insta. Lol

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 13 minutes ago

No not you! Original OP, as in whoever wrote the title in your image. Sorry for the confusion /gen

[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

At least the russian propaganda babes I've seen have been real women, but I guess it's not surprising these MAGA idiots are incompetent in copying the shady shit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 hour ago

One of the post-collapse Soviet Bloc's biggest exports was "fashion models".

Sex trafficking young, thin, blonde girls out of Bulgaria and Poland and Ukraine and Russia was a big part of Jeffery Epstein's job and a lucrative inroad to people like Les Wexner and Jean-Luc Brunel.

For natives in these regions, there's no need to use AI to generate what your economy was already churning out in droves.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 22 points 2 hours ago

Me, an intellectual, "no I am quite certain Illinois hasn't deployed anyone."

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 hour ago

Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Is it supposed to be TV behind them or a window? You decide!

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 hour ago

Do they not have blinds in your country?

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What makes you say it’s a TV?